Friday, April 18, 2025 — Edition: #7941
Good Ol’ Friday!
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BS SHOW BIZ BUZZ:
★ In its latest trailer, “Fantastic Four: First Steps” teases a possible new addition to Marvel’s First Family. Ahead of its theatrical release July 25, Marvel Studios released the trailer Thursday, after it debuted earlier this month at CinemaCon. Director Matt Shakman’s feature offers a new take on the superhero quartet who made their first comic book appearance in 1961. The ‘First Steps’ trailer shows Pedro Pascal’s ‘Mr. Fantastic’ and Vanessa Kirby’s ‘Invisible Woman’ learn that they are expecting a baby, to which she reponds: “We can do this.” The hero family faces threats from ‘Galactus’ but are determined to stay united, even as the public begins to lose faith in them. Toward the end of the clip, Julia Garner’s ‘Silver Surfer’ glides across the screen to offer a warning. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/568sa5h3
HollywoodReporter
★ Dave Coulier has revealed he was hospitalized with a life-threatening cold in the final days of his cancer treatment. The “Full House” star, who was diagnosed with stage 3 non-Hodgkin lymphoma in October, explained on his former castmates Jodie Sweetin and Andrea Barber’s podcast that he had caught a cold while his immune system was weakened. The 65-year-old said he could not “get out of bed for 10 days” when finally, his wife forced him to see a doctor, and he ended up in hospital on an antibiotics IV for 4 days. Eventually it was discovered he had rhinovirus, and doctors told him that they could have “lost” the actor if he had “waited another 48 hours”.
-PageSix
★ Jimmy Fallon is bringing his love for marketing to a new unscripted series at NBC. The network has given a green light to “On Brand with Jimmy Fallon.” Hosted, executive produced and created by Fallon, On Brand follows the “Tonight Show” host as he starts a marketing agency “and fills it with the most creative, clever, and competitive go-getters he can find.” The series will be based on Fallon’s experience and expertise working with his own global partnerships in the auto, insurance, apparel, gaming and technology industries. It’s set for premiere later this year.
-Deadline
★ FX has set Wednesday, July 9 for the Season 17 premiere of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.” The season will launch with the first 2 episodes beginning at 9pm on FXX, with episodes streaming next day on Hulu. A new promo for season 17 reveals a new “Abbott Elementary” crossover in which the gang volunteers at the Philadelphia school, where they plan to audition kids for a boy band. They also steal kids’ brownies. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2rwxf4jk
-Deadline
★ CBS has lined up comedian Nate Bargatze to host the 77th Emmy Awards. Bargatze’s comedy shows sold more than 1.2 million tickets in 2024. He hosted SNL for the second time last fall, and in December, he co-produced the holiday variety special “Nate Bargatze’s Nashville Christmas” with Lorne Michaels. The Emmys will air live from the Peacock Theater in Los Angeles on Sept. 14. Emmy nominations will be announced July 15.
-Deadline
TODAY’S SHOW BIZ SKED:
• “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (ABC/Global): David Alan Grier, Meghann Fahy, Malcolm Todd, Jimmy Vivino (R)
• “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” (NBC/CTV): Jesse Eisenberg, Bernadette Peters, Chet Hanks, Heather Pasternak (R)
• “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” (CBS/Global): TBA
• “Late Night with Seth Meyers” (NBC/CTV): Paul Rudd, Ike Barinholtz, Michael Longfellow (R)
• “After Midnight” (CBS/Global): Bobby Moynihan, Thomas Lennon, Mary Elizabeth Ellis (R)
• “The View” (ABC/CTV): Charlie Cox, Vincent D’Onofrio (R)
• “Today” (NBC):Jordan Fisher and Solea Pfeiffer from Moulin Rouge, Tyra Naks co-hosts
• “GMA3” (ABC): “SportsCenter” anchors Gary Striewski and Randy Scott
• “Live with Kelly and Mark” (ABC/CTV): Daisy Edgar-Jones, Akon
• “The Kelly Clarkson Show” (Check local listings): James Brolin
• “The Drew Barrymore Show” (Check local listings): TBA
• “Jennifer Hudson Show” (Check local listings): Luke Bryan, Jelly Roll
• “Grosse Pointe Garden Society” (NBC): Birdie, Catherine, Brett and Alice put the final touches on their garden before the Gardening Cup; new details emerge about the fight at the gala.
• “United Football League” (Fox): Memphis Showboats @ Michigan Panthers
• “Get Rich or Die Trying” (LMN): While searching for her missing sister, Nicole comes face-to-face with the marketing mogul who’s holding her captive. She soon devises a plan to take down the demented businesswoman and her pyramid of schemes.
SATURDAY:
• “PGA Tour Golf” (CBS): RBC Heritage, Third Round
• “Desire: A Temptations Story” (LIFE): Caught up in a whirlwind romance, talk-show host Kendra spontaneously marries the man of her dreams. But once the honeymoon is over, revelations about his past lead her down a dangerous road.
• “Saturday Night Live” (NBC): Host Dave Chappelle; musical guest GloRilla (R)
SUNDAY:
• “American Idol” (ABC): Songs of Faith
• “Secrets of the Penguins” (NGC): Series premiere. In Antarctica, emperor penguin societies reveal the bonds they forge from birth, which are the key to survival in their habitat.
• “Remarkable Women” (CW): Women from 125 communities are nominated for their significant influence on public policy, social progress and quality of life.
BS MUSIC NOTES:
• Avicii — A new compilation album will feature a never-before released song, along with many of his hits. The song ‘Let’s Ride Away’ was co-written with Kacey Musgraves, and features vocals from Elle King. “Avicii Forever” drops May 16.
• Tate McRae – might be the mystery artist who has recorded a duet with Morgan Wallen. She posted an Instagram Story featuring a photo of a Tennessee Volunteers jersey with the number “T8” on it (“Tate”). If you squint, you’ll notice the small patch at the V-neck of the jersey: “MW”. Wallen recently confirmed that his album “I’m The Problem” out May 16, will include his first-ever female duet.
• Lorde – has announced her first new single in 4 years. She shared the song’s artwork on Instagram, and wrote: “My new song ‘What Was That’. Out soon.” In the picture, she wears a red T-shirt, her hair in braids, and she stares at the camera with water dripping down her face. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/5e5y7vhy
• INXS – has released a new “2025 Remix” of their 1985 hit ‘Listen Like Thieves’. The band’s breakthrough album of the same name will be re-released in an expanded, 40th anniversary version, packed with bonus material, including demos, outtakes, and a 1986 concert. LINK: https://shorturl.at/QMszN
• Rock and Roll Hall of Fame — With just days left of fan voting, the clear frontrunner is…Phish. As of yesterday, the jam band holds a strong lead over the other nominees 313,000 votes. In second place is Bad Company with 258,000, followed by Billy Idol with 240,000. Fan voting ends Wednesday. [***UPDATES HERE: https://vote.rockhall.com/leaderboard ***]
• Billy Idol and Counting Crows — are among the musicians with films premiering at this year’s Tribeca Festival, June 4-15 in New York. Idol will perform at the festival, where his doc “Billy Idol Should Be Dead” will premiere June 10. The festival will also feature films about Metallica, Eddie Vedder, Depeche Mode and Culture Club, and the will open with the world premiere of a Billy Joel documentary.
• Morgan Wallen and Post Malone – Today, they release their new collab ‘I Ain’t Comin’ Back’. Last year, their previous duet ‘I Had Some Help’ topped the all-genre Billboard Hot 100 for 6 weeks and garnered Grammy nominations for best country song and best country duo/group performance. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/yhvc5pwb
• HARDY’ – has dropped the new single ‘Favorite Country Song’. It appears on his upcoming EP called “Country!”, which drops May 2. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/49v722ut
• Jackson Dean — With ‘Heavens to Betsy’ still heading up the charts, he’s getting ready to put out new music. He posted on his socials: “We’ve been in the studio cooking the last couple months and exploring some new territory”. On May 9, he’ll drop the new single ‘Be Your Man’.
SHOOTING THE BULL
NEW MOVIES THIS WEEK:
• “Sinners” (R, Horror/Mystery): Trying to leave their troubled lives behind, twin brothers return to their hometown to start again, only to discover that an even greater evil is waiting to welcome them back. (Michael B. Jordan, Hailee Steinfeld) Tomatometer: 99%
• “The Wedding Banquet” (R, Romance/Comedy): A gay man makes a deal with his lesbian friend: a green-card marriage for him, in vitro fertilization treatments for her. Plans evolve when they are surprised with a Korean wedding banquet. (Bowen Yang, Lily Gladstone) Tomatometer: 93%
• “Sneaks” (PG, Family/Comedy/Animation): When a designer sneaker unwittingly finds himself lost in New York City, he must dig deep into his ‘sole’ to rescue his sister and return to his rightful owner. (Anthony Mackie, Laurence Fishburne, Martin Lawrence) No Tomatometer rating
TRIM SPENDING, NOT HAIR:
I mean, sure, some economists and other really smart people say we’re headed for a recession – or we’re already there, but you know how to REALLY tell? Head to your local hair salon, have a seat, and observe. According to a new report, salon owners and hairstylists say that many young women are skipping hair appointments and opting for cheaper hairstyles. Another possible indicator of economic trouble: A new trend on TikTok is sporting “recession blonde” hair, which involves letting your natural, darker roots grow out, to save money on touch-ups. Experts compare it to the “recession hair” phenomenon salons saw after the 2008 financial crisis, which often involved longer, possibly greyer and, generally, less well-coiffed hairdos. In addition, Google says that searches for “press-on nails” in the US are up 10% since February. And just so you know, how young women spend their money is often seen as the canary in the economic coalmine. Women shoppers accounted for 60% of sales in general merchandise (like clothes, home decor, etc.) over the past year – and their spending has dropped by 1% since February.
(…and that’s not because, just like mine, their credit cards are still maxed out from Christmas?)
(Hey! If my hair looks like it’s 2008, it’s because my bank account does too!)
-MorningBrew
NEWS OF THE WEIRD:
➢ Several crosswalk buttons in 3 California cities have been disabled after they were tampered with — to play fake audio clips in the voices of Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk. Videos show crosswalk buttons in Redwood City, Menlo Park and Palo Alto being pressed and, instead of the usual pedestrian alerts, one says: “Hi, this is Mark Zuckerberg, but real ones call me the Zuck. You know, it’s normal to feel uncomfortable or even violated as we forcefully insert AI into every facet of your conscious experience. And I just want to assure you, you don’t need to worry, because there’s absolutely nothing you can do to stop it. Anyway, see ya.” Another, claiming to be Musk, offers to give Cybertrucks to people in exchange for being his friend, because: “You don’t know the level of depravity I would stoop to just for a crumb of approval. I mean, let’s be real, it’s not like I had any moral convictions to begin with.” 12 crosswalks in Palo Alto alone were affected. All have since been disabled. (Or should I say they were “deleted”? “Blocked”? “Unfollowed”?)
➢ A Utah woman was arrested and accused of leading police on a high-speed chase — then calling for roadside assistance after officers spiked her tire. 45-year-old Annamae Martinez was allegedly spotted driving down I-70 at a blazing 120 mph. When a trooper tried to stop her, she hit the gas again. After a 100-mile pursuit and 2 tire spike attempts, her car finally popped a tire near Sigurd. But the drama was just getting started. Despite troopers shouting through a PA system, she refused to exit the vehicle. Then, in a plot twist no one saw coming, she called AAA — yes, roadside assistance — while still in a police standoff. But AAA patched her through to police, who patched her through to reality. She finally surrendered and was booked for reckless driving and fleeing. (What did she want AAA to do? Fix her tire AND pay the cops off?)
-UPI, KSL
WORST EASTER CANDY EVER:
Do you agree or not?
1. Marshmallow Eggs, Bubble Gum Eggs
2. Bunny Corn (Easter-themed candy corn)
3. Solid Chocolate Bunny (Whaa???)
4. Sour Patch White Chocolate Bunny
5. Peeps
6. Chocolate Crosses
7. Bunny Munny (foiled wrapped money candy)
8. Fluffy Stuffed Cotton Tails (cotton candy)
9. Jordan Almonds
10. Cadbury Creme Eggs
HoustonPress, CandyStore
WHAT HATH MINECRAFT WROUGHT?
Much like “Super Mario Bros. Movie” in 2023, “A Minecraft Movie” has come out of nowhere to become a big hit at the box office. Here are 7 other video game adaptations coming to theaters or TV . . .
☆ “The Legend of Zelda” – live action film (2027)
☆ “Until Dawn” – live action film (April 25)
☆ “Five Nights at Freddy’s 2” – live action film (December 5)
☆ “Return to Silent Hill” – live action film (TBA)
☆ “Pokémon: Detective Pikachu” sequel – live action film (TBA)
☆ “God of War Ragnarok” – TV series (TBA)
☆ “Stray” – animated film (TBA)
(I say: If they can make a movie about emojis, they can make a movie about anything!)
-CNN
DID YOU KNOW?
If you’re not a fan of working out, but would like to take advantage of some of the benefits, try doing your everyday chores and activities more quickly. In a new study published in Circulation, researchers analyzed the daily movements of more than 20,000 adults. None formally exercised. But some moved with more zip than others as they went about their lives, taking the stairs instead of the escalator, for instance, or speed vacuuming their living room. It was found that these everyday exertions, often amounting to less than 5 minutes per day, made otherwise sedentary adults as much as half as likely to experience a heart attack or stroke in the following years, compared to those who dawdled through their days. (Here’s the exception: If you’re stuck behind a dawdler at the grocery store, then you’re TWICE as likely to have a heart attack or stroke!)
-WashingtonPost
BS CHRONOMETER 04.18.25
TODAY’S BS REASONS TO PARTY . . .
• “Good Friday”, a solemn day commemorating the crucifixion and death of Jesus Christ, as recorded in the Bible. It is observed during Holy Week on the Friday preceding Easter Sunday, and may coincide with the Jewish observance of Passover. It is also known as Holy Friday, Great Friday, and sometimes as Black Friday.
• “Piñata Day”. While the tradition of the piñata is typically thought of as originating in Mexico, its origins go back to the 14th century. It was brought to Mexico by the Spanish conquistadors. Today, we celebrate “the ultimate party prop” by making or buying one, then having a good whack at it with a stick.
• “Adult Autism Awareness Day”, to create awareness of the Adult Autism Community, demonstrate the importance of transition planning, promote inclusiveness through education, and improve social and employment outcomes for adults with autism.
• “Newspaper Columnists Day”, initiated in 1995 by the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, to increase awareness of the importance and contribution made by columnists and journalists worldwide. (Without whom, talk radio wouldn’t know where to go to find employees!)
• “Animal Crackers Day”. Dating back to the 1800s in England, animal crackers are a type of small cookie baked in the shape of circus or zoo animals, like lions, tigers, bears, and elephants. (But are they vegan-friendly?) LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2p9cmckh
• “Pet Owners Independence Day”. If you’re a pet owner, today you can celebrate yourself! How? You should take the day off work and send your pet in your place. Then enjoy life from the perspective of your furry friend by sleeping and eating all day long. (Ah! So just like what I did on the weekend!)
• “World Amateur Radio Day”, honoring the worldwide hobby of ‘ham radio’. It’s observed on the anniversary of the 1925 founding of the International Amateur Radio Union. (Amateur? Radio? Are you pointing at me?)
• “World Heritage Day”, also known as “International Monuments and Sites Day”, to increase awareness of the importance of the diversity of cultural heritage, and preserve it for generations in the future.
SATURDAY:
• “Humorous Day”, a day to find the humor in any situation that happens to be thrown your way, and to remember to see the bright side, and to recognize that most things are really not as important as they may at first seem. (My wife and I share the same sense of humor. We have to, because she doesn’t seem to have one of her own…)
• “Husband Appreciation Day”, when husbands are shown how much they mean to their spouse. What qualities are most appreciated in a husband? A survey of wives says: the hard work they do, that they can ‘be themselves’ around him, that he makes them laugh, that he is smart, and that he is supportive of their goals and desires. (Which really makes me wonder why MY wife keeps me around…)
• “Garlic Day”, saluting the ‘stinking rose’ that has been cultivated as long as history has been recorded. It’s said that if you rub a clove of garlic on your partner’s feet at night, you’ll taste it on their breath the next morning. (Why you’d actually want to do this, I’m not sure…)
• “Hanging Out Day”, an initiative of Project Laundry List, promoting energy conservation by using a clothesline instead of an electric dryer. (And while you’re at it, hang those garlic-y feet outside for a while, willya?) LINK: http://www.laundrylist.org
• “Rice Ball Day”. In case you don’t know what a rice ball is, they’re pretty much exactly what it says on the tin, a ball of rice. They come in an amazing variety of flavors and textures, and date back to the 11th century, when they were called Tonjiki.
• “Amaretto Day”, Amaretto, in Italian, means “a little bitter” and is made from bitter almonds or apricot kernels, or both. The nuts are infused in pure alcohol or brandy, resulting in a strong almond flavor.
• “Bicycle Day”, commemorating the date that Dr. Albert Hofmann first tripped on LSD and bicycled home from his lab in Switzerland in 1943. During his ride, he experienced the psychedelic effects of LSD, the first acid trip in history. (A bicycle ‘trip’?)
SUNDAY:
• “Easter Sunday”, celebrated by Christians to commemorate the resurrection of Jesus Christ, described in the New Testament as having occurred on the third day after his burial following his crucifixion by the Romans in 30 AD. It is preceded by Lent, a 40-day period of fasting, prayer, and penance. Special church services are held, and in some countries, there are processions.
• “420” or “Pot Smokers Day”, the unofficial holiday of potheads. A few facts, man:
☞ ‘Four-twenty’ became an emblematic number for dopers in the 1970s. It comes from 4:20pm, the secret ‘burn time’ originated by a group of pot-smoking students at a California high school in 1971.
☞ Marijuana is by far the world’s most lucrative cash crop. It is also #1 based on value per square km, followed by coca (the plant used to make cocaine), and opium poppy. Non-drug related crops, like potatoes, vegetables, and wheat, fall far behind.
• “Lima Bean Respect Day”, encouraging us to recognize the protein power offered by the tasteless, mealy morsel that most of us avoid at all costs. (You have to admit, Lima Bean Day has some pretty tough competition, with it also being 420 and all…)
• “Look-Alike Day”, for people who are constantly mistaken for rich and famous celebrities to have some recognition of their own. (So, what famous person are YOU always told you look like?)
• “Volunteer Recognition Day”, honoring the legions of people who dedicate themselves to causes and helping others, thereby making both big and small differences in the lives of millions worldwide.
• “Cheddar Fries Day”. Who can resist crispy, golden French fries topped with cheddar cheese? Add some chives, bacon or jalapenos, and you have a culinary delight that will satisfy even the most discerning taste buds (The perfect snack for “420”, or am I overdoing it just a bit?)
TODAY’S CELEBIRTHDAYS . . .
1947 [78] James Woods, Vernal UT, movie actor (“Casino”, “Any Given Sunday”)/TV actor (“Shark” 2006-08)
1953 [72] Rick Moranis, Toronto ON, movie actor (“Ghostbusters”, “The Flintstones”, “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids”, “Strange Brew”), TV actor (“SCTV” 1980-82)
1956 [69] Eric Roberts, Biloxi MS, movie actor (“Runaway Train”, “King of the Gypsies”)/TV actor (“Another World” 1977, “The Young and the Restless” 2010-11)/brother of Julia Roberts
1962 [63] Jeff Dunham, Dallas TX, comedian/ventriloquist-puppeteer (‘Peanut’, ‘Achmed the Dead Terrorist’, ‘José Jalapeño on a Stick’, ‘Walter’)
1963 [62] Conan O’Brien, Brookline MA, TV host (“Conan” 2010-21, “Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien” 2009-10, “Late Night With Conan O’Brien” 1993-2009)/podcaster (“Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend”)
1963 [62] Eric McCormack, Toronto ON, TV actor “Will & Grace” (1998-2006, 2017-20), “Travelers” 2016-18)
1971 [54] David Tennant, Bathgate Scotland, TV actor (“Doctor Who” 2005-10, 2013, 2022-23)/movie actor (“Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”)
1972 [53] Eli Roth, Newton MS, movie director (“Hostel” films, “Cabin Fever”)/movie actor (“Inglorious Basterds”)/TV actor (“The Idol” 2023)
1974 [51] Mark Tremonti, Detroit MI, rock guitarist (Creed-‘With Arms Wide Open’; Alter Bridge-‘Open Your Eyes’, Tremonti-‘You Waste Your Time’)
1976 [49] Melissa Joan Hart, Long Island NY, TV actress (“Sabrina the Teenage Witch” 1996-2003, “Melissa & Joey” 2010-2015)
1979 [46] Kourtney Kardashian, LA CA, reality TV personality (“The Kardashians” since 2022, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” 2007-21)/sister of Kim and Khloé Kardashian, married to Travis Barker since 2022
1984 [41] America Ferrera, Los Angeles CA, TV actress (“Ugly Betty” 2006-2010, “Superstore” 2015-2021)/movie actress (“How to Train Your Dragon” films, “Barbie”) COMING UP… “The Lost Bus”
SATURDAY- Tim Curry (“Rocky Horror Picture Show”) is 79; Ashley Judd (“Kiss the Girls”) is 57; Jesse James (“Monster Garage”) is 56; Joanna Gaines (“Fixer Upper”) is 47; James Franco (“127 Hours”) is 47; Kate Hudson (“Almost Famous”) is 46; Hayden Christensen (“Star Wars” universe) is 44; Comedian Ali Wong is 43; Former pro tennis player Maria Sharapova is 38; Simu Liu (“Kim’s Convenience”) is 36
SUNDAY- George Takei (“Star Trek”) is 88; Jessica Lange (“American Horror Story”) is 76; Andy Serkis (“Lord Of The Rings” films) is 61; Shemar Moore (“Criminal Minds”) is 55; Carmen Electra (“Baywatch”) is 53; Joey Lawrence (“Melissa & Joey”) is 49; Douglas “Clay” Cook (Zac Brown Band) is 47
THIS DAY IN SHOW BIZ . . .
2012 [13] TV personality-producer Dick Clark, former host of “American Bandstand” (1957-89) and “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve” (1974-2011), dies of heart attack at 82.
2023 [02] Fox News settles a lawsuit with Dominion Voting Systems for $788 million, admitting it defamed Dominion during the 2020 US election by broadcasting conspiracy theories.
TODAY’S MUSIC EVENTS . . .
2013 [12] Rush, Heart, Public Enemy, Albert King, Donna Summer, and Randy Newman are inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (***Legendary acceptance speech: https://tinyurl.com/2swxnk29 ***).
2015 [10] Green Day is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in its first year of eligibility, alongside Lou Reed, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts, Ringo Starr, Bill Withers and Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble.
TODAY IN SPORTS . . .
1999 [26] Wayne Gretzky plays his last NHL game, as his New York Rangers lose 2-1 to the Pittsburgh Penguins. He notches an assist, his 2,857th career point.
TODAY’S RECORD . . .
1991 [34] Charlie Civics of Seymour, Australia sets ‘World Camper Speed Record’ by towing his Roadster camper at a speed of 127 mph or 204 km/hr (his wife inside is not pleased).
BULL’S BITS
BS WHACK FACTS:
✓ About 5.5 million Easter Peeps are made each day – year round.
✓ There is enough gold in Earth’s core to coat the planet’s surface 1.5 feet (46cm) thick.
✓ Dinosaurs sometimes ate large rocks, which stayed in their stomach to help churn and digest food.
✓ Human lips are hundreds of times more sensitive than the tips of a person’s fingers.
✓ Eating grapefruit can restrict the effects of 43 different types of medications.
✓ On Good Friday in 1930, the BBC reported, “There is no news.” Then played piano music.
-ReadersDigest, BestLife
Best of BS . . .
BS SIGNS THE EASTER BUNNY’S NUTS:
• Neighborhood bunnies describe him as ‘a quiet loner’.
• Just — can’t — stop — washing — his — paws.
• Loves to bite the heads off chocolate bunnies.
• Hides all the eggs in his pants.
• Had the words ‘bite me’ shaved into the fur on his back.
• Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.
• He is a bunny and he’s handing out eggs. Isn’t that enough?
-First published in BS in 2002
TODAY’S SCOOP OF BS:
➠ Passover is on now, running through Sunday. (It is one of the 2 most widely observed Jewish traditions. The other is running Hollywood.)
➠ Superman was first published on this date in 1938. (I’m not gonna say he’s old, but if there’s a crime between 6pm and 5am, it’s just not gonna get fought…)
➠ Did you watch The Masters Golf Championship last weekend? Rory McIlroy won the green jacket and a prize of $4.2 million. (Back when the Masters first took place, the total purse was only $5,000. Which these days, wouldn’t even cover John Daly’s bar tab!)
➠ Actor Eric Roberts turns 69 today. (Thanks to him, “Mirror, Mirror” isn’t the most embarrassing thing in Julia Roberts’ life!)
➠ A survey claims that 90% of Americans own a smartphone. (…which is interesting, because in a related survey, 100% of smartphones say they own an American!)
BS WEB GOODIE:
Weekend plans: https://tinyurl.com/2b7r87u8
BS RANDOM JOKE:
My wife tells me I can be an idiot sometimes. I think it’s really cool of her to give me permission like that…
☎ BS PHONE STARTER:
What awful movie do you just love?
BS WATER COOLER QUESTION:
If they could, 60% of us would like to eat THIS every day. What is it?
Answer: Bacon
BS DEEP THOUGHT:
Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don’t even remember leaving open.
