April 10 2024

Wednesday, April 10, 2024 — Edition: #7695

A Bull in Hand Is A Sheetload of Fun!


BS SHOW BIZ BUZZ:

★ An Atlanta-based casting company has dropped “Tulsa King” in the wake of allegations that Sylvester Stallone and a director disparaged some background actors who were working on the Paramount+ drama. Rose Locke Casting was hired to find actors for the second season of the Taylor Sheridan series. But apparently the working conditions soon became fodder on a private Facebook page for background actors. Stallone and an unnamed director were accused of calling some of the extras “ugly,” “tub of lard” and “fat guy with cane.” A source close to the show said they are looking into the matter.
-Deadline
★ Prosecutors intend to argue that Alec Baldwin “had absolutely no control over his emotions” on the set of “Rust,” and that he “shamelessly lied” and repeatedly changed his story after accidentally shooting the film’s cinematographer. Baldwin is due to go on trial in July on a charge of involuntary manslaughter for firing a prop gun and killing Halyna Hutchins. In a filing just made public, the prosecutor laid out the allegations against Baldwin in new detail, arguing that he would scream and curse at himself and others on set, sometimes for no reason, and that his behavior contributed to safety failures.
-Variety
★ A federal judge has shot down a copyright lawsuit brought by the heirs to the author of a 1983 magazine article that inspired the original “Top Gun” movie, rejecting their claim that Paramount Pictures should have renegotiated the licensing agreement before making its sequel. The plaintiffs are the heirs of Ehud Yonay, who wrote an article titled “Top Guns” for California Magazine, only to see it made into a blockbuster film 3 years later, where he was credited. The judge ruled that nothing in the sequel is materially similar to the now 40-plus-year-old magazine article.
-TheWrap
★ Robert Downey Jr. isn’t closing the door on the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Even though ‘Iron Man’ met his demise in 2019’s “Avengers: Endgame”, that hasn’t stopped rumors from circulating that Downey might return. Speaking to Esquire, Downey was asked if he would ever return to the MCU now that he is an Academy Award winner. And he didn’t hesitate, saying: “Happily. It’s too integral a part of my DNA.” But Kevin Feige, the president of Marvel Studios, said in December that Downey’s Iron Man will not return because it would ruin his perfect exit in Endgame, and “we would never want to magically undo it in any way.”
-Variety
★ The first installment of Kevin Costner’s Western epic “Horizon, an American Saga” is set to premiere out of competition at Cannes Film Festival. Costner directed the 4-part project, which he also stars in with Sienna Miller, Sam Worthington and Jena Malone. The “Yellowstone” actor will be on the Croisette to present the film on May 19. “Horizon” will be released in theaters in 2 parts, with the first installment arriving June 28, and the second on Aug. 16.
-Variety

TODAY’S SHOW BIZ SKED:

• “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” (ABC/Global): Jon Bon Jovi, Henry Hall, Mk.gee
• “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” (NBC/CTV): Adam Levine, Ella Purnell, Liam Gallagher, John Squire
• “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” (CBS/Global): Christiane Amanpour, Wilmer Valderrama
• “After Midnight” (CBS/Global): Joel Kim Booster, Sandy Honig, Greta Titelman
• “Late Night with Seth Meyers” (NBC/CTV): Kirsten Dunst, Sean Casey, Ryan Dempster
• “Watch What Happens Live” (Bravo): Jerrod Carmichael, Michaela Jaé Rodriguez
• “The Daily Show” (COM): Vampire Weekend, host Michael Kosta
• “The View” (ABC/CTV): Kirsten Dunst, Cailee Spaeny, Wagner Moura
• “Live With Kelly and Mark” (ABC/CTV): Jake Gyllenhaal, Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
• “The Kelly Clarkson Show” (Check local listings): Julianne Moore, Billy Gardell, Morgxn
• “The Drew Barrymore Show” (Check local listings): Jenifer Lewis, Sofia Boutella
• “Jennifer Hudson Show” (Check local listings): Janelle James, William Stanford Davis
• “Survivor” (CBS): A rogue vote at the last tribal council launches a blame game throughout camp; players must keep their balance to keep their game alive and win immunity.
• “The Masked Singer (Fox): Transformers Night
• “The Conners” (ABC): The hardware store is broken into, and Dan and Jackie nab one of the culprits; Beverly Rose learns a lesson in keeping the memories of loved ones alive.

BS MUSIC NOTES:
• Billie Eilish — After teasing new music with mysterious billboards, she has announced her 3rd album is on the way. But there’s a twist — she’s not releasing any singles ahead of time. “Hit Me Hard and Soft” drops on May 17. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2zhr85f4
• Pharrell Williams – celebrated his 51st birthday Friday by surprise-dropping his new album “Black Yacht Rock Vol. 1.” It contains collabs with Justin Timberlake and Alicia Keys…and get this: It’s not on streaming services, but is available on the album’s official website for free! LINK: https://blackyachtrock.com/
• Missy Elliott — is hitting the road as a headliner for the first time. She and supporting acts Ciara and Busta Rhymes posted a reel to their Instagrams showing all 3 walking out of a space ship. After Busta says they took a wrong turn, Missy reveals her “Out of This World: The Missy Elliott Experience Tour.” LINK: https://tinyurl.com/47ttaa7j
• Foreigner – will not be completely done at the conclusion of its current farewell tour. Bassist Jeff Pilson said in an interview that the group will be doing “some shows” in 2025. In addition, the group recorded a new live album last week. No word on a release date for that.
• Bruce Springsteen – “Shameless” star Jeremy Allen White will play him in the upcoming film “Deliver Me From Nowhere”, chronicling the making of the Boss’ stark 1982 album ‘Nebraska’. It’ll be written and directed by Scott Cooper. Shooting will begin this fall.
• Carly Pearce – says her new single ‘My Place’ was inspired by a heartbreaking dream she had (quote) “long before the relationship I was in ended, but I knew that it would.” The song will appear on her new album “hummingbird”, out June 14. The first single, featuring Chris Stapleton, ‘We Don’t Fight Anymore’, is climbing the charts now. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/4e2898dy
• Miranda Lambert – has announced a short tour for this summer. Joining headlining sets at Stagecoach, Rock the Country, Calgary Stampede and Under the Big Sky, plus a 3-night stand at Whitewater Amphitheater in Texas, she added 6 US shows in July, Aug., and Sept. Tickets go on sale Friday. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/ymbfntxy
• Chris Janson – sold his entire classic car collection. Why? His family was joined for Thanksgiving by an 18-year-old who’d dealt with homelessness and other obstacles, but turned out to be “happier…than anyone at the table”, showing them that the material things in life don’t matter. Over the following weeks, Janson sold his garage of cars and all but one of his watches, and gave the money to charity. A family hunting and skiing trip came first.

SHOOTING THE BULL

THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL:
Are you someone who feels music inside of you? Well, it turns out that some songs really can strike a chord in our bodies. Japanese researchers decided to investigate the ways in which musical notes can elicit specific bodily sensations and emotions. They asked 527 volunteers to map where they “felt” music while listening to 8 tunes. Each song had a mix of chord progressions, with varying degrees of uncertainty and surprise. Participants were also asked about how the music made them feel emotionally. Here’s what the researchers found:
• Songs that were more surprising were felt in the heart, while predictable music was felt in the stomach.
• Sensations in the heart were strongly linked to musical appreciation and feelings of pleasure, which led to a decline in feelings of awkwardness and anxiety.
• Sensations in the stomach – brought on by predictable chord progressions – brought on feelings of calm, satisfaction and nostalgia.
The head of the study said the research shows that music is not just something we listen to with our ears, but “an experience felt throughout the entire body, particularly in the brain, heart and abdomen.” He hopes the research can lead to the use of music for stress relief and enhancing mental health.
(Please note: When it comes to Nicki Minaj, you can skip that part about listening with the brain!)
(…of course, AC/DC long ago perfected the art of making music feel like a good, swift kick in the…you know whats…!)
-DailyMail

SCIENTISTS SAY:
➢ Adhering to the Keto Diet improves severe mental illness. A new pilot study from Stanford Medicine researchers found that a keto diet not only restores metabolic health in patients taking medication, it also improves their psychiatric conditions. Those living with conditions like schizophrenia or bipolar disorder are often given antipsychotic medications. While these drugs can help save lives by regulating brain chemistry, they may also contribute to problems such as insulin resistance and obesity. But those who were also put on Keto reported improvements in their energy, sleep, mood and quality of life, making them feel “healthier and more hopeful”, the study author said.
➢ CBD doesn’t help people dealing with chronic pain, according to a new study – and it may be harmful. A team from the University of Bath in the UK went so far as to call CBD products marketed for treating chronic pain “a waste of money.” CBD, short for cannabidiol, is a natural chemical compound in the cannabis plant. But this one is non-psychoactive, meaning it doesn’t contribute to marijuana’s trademark “high” feeling. In their study, the researchers found that CBD products may contain other chemicals which may be harmful (including leading to liver toxicity) — and illegal in some jurisdictions. (The stuff doesn’t help with pain – AND it doesn’t even get you high? They must be getting it from the same guy that I do!)
-StudyFinds

MARATHON MAN:
Just over a year ago, a 27-year-old British man who goes by the nickname, the “Hardest Geezer,” began jogging from the southernmost point of Africa – trying to become becoming the first person ever to run the entire length of the continent. And on Sunday, he finished! Russ Cook reached Tunisia, the northernmost point of Africa, and was cheered on by the fans he picked up while posting about his 9,941-mile (16,000km) journey on social media. In 352 days, he ran the equivalent of 376 marathons across 16 countries — and only went missing in the jungle of the Democratic Republic of the Congo once. He used his run to raise over £600,000 (US$760,000) for 2 charities. His comment after taking a dip in the ocean: “It was good. I’m a bit tired.”
(And when a future job interviewer asks about the gap in his resume – he’ll have one hell of a story!)
(…and this is what happens when she tells you: “Don’t come back until you’re ready to apologize!”)
-MorningBrew

INCREDIBLY POPULAR THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY REALLY, REALLY BAD:
A Reddit user asked: “What is the best case of ‘Just because it’s popular doesn’t mean that it’s good?'” Here are some of the best answers…
✗ “Cable TV. They should be paying us to watch commercials, not us paying them.” (Wait ‘til he finds out that streaming services are doing the same thing…)
✗ “Those damn Stanley cups. I got my wife one when they first became popular, and our generic ones keep ice [colder for] FAR longer.”
✗ “I never understood Twitter [now ‘X’]. The threads and replies are odd to follow. It should just un-collapse like Reddit. I never understood why people love it so much.”
✗ “Starbucks. Burnt beans and crap chemical-filled snacks.” (That’s why people need to load their drinks up with sugar and foam and cream and pumpkin whatnot!)
✗ “Headlights so bright that the owner is the only one on the road who can see anything.”
✗ “The hate for Taylor Swift. It’s super trendy to hate on her, but the gal goes up on stage and actually sings and plays…She writes her own songs……She also single-handedly got young people to register to vote.”
✗ “Sequels, prequels, reboots, reimaginings, etc. Just stop.”
✗ “The Fast and the Furious series. The series had a few great movies early on…but they have gotten progressively ridiculous since then. (Did you actually think the early ones weren’t ridiculous?)
✗ (***Caution – language***) “The answer is 100% TikTok. I don’t get the appeal for it. From what limited I’ve seen of it, it seems like a bunch of shite.”
-BuzzFeed

DID YOU KNOW?
In 1978, at age 22 and in his first year of teaching, science teacher Pat Moriarty gave his 9th grade students a list of solar eclipses and told them to circle the one in 2024, expected to pass over their hometown near Rochester NY. He promised they’d watch it together, as he did for students for the next 16 years. Monday, about 100 of his former students reunited on his lawn and completed their 46-year-old homework assignment. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2unvwd94
-NBC

BS CHRONOMETER 04.10.24

TODAY’S BS REASONS TO PARTY . . .
• “Global Work From Home Day”, when, employees work from home and connect with other remote workers. Today, use the hashtag #WorkFromHomeDay to meet and network with other remote workers, and post it along with a photo and info about why you enjoy working from home. (Mostly because when I do, I have time to do stuff like that…) LINK: https://tinyurl.com/mrtvfmh9
• “International Day of Pink”, promoting acceptance, equality, and taking a stand against bullying. Pink shirts are worn today in solidarity with the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/bdefkx4j
• “Encourage a Young Writer Day”, because it’s an investment in our future. Some of the most famous authors began writing as children (on the walls, in crayon…)
• “Golfers Day”, honoring everyone who walks a mile chasing the little white ball, on the anniversary of the 1916 founding of the Professional Golfers’ Association (PGA).
BS GREAT GOLF QUOTES:
-“To Golf or Not to Golf?? What a Stupid Question.”
-“Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself, you forget to hate your enemies.”
-“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five.”
-“The worst day of Golf beats the best day of work.”
-“Golf’s Three Ugliest Words…‘Still Your Shot’.”
-“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”

• “Siblings Day”, celebrating brothers and sisters who are living, those who aren’t … and perhaps
those who shouldn’t be.
• “SPCA Day”, honoring the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, the organization that looks out for our furry little friends. It was chartered on this day in 1866. Also “Farm Animals Day”. Hug a cow.
• “Safety Pin Day”, legend has it that, in 1849, Walter Hunt owed a friend $15 and decided to invent something new in order to earn the money to repay him. He invented the safety pin.
AND REMEMBER . . .
[Thurs] Barbershop Quartet Day
[Thurs] Cheese Fondue Day
[Fri] Only Child Day
[Sat] Scrabble Day
This Week is…Library Week
This Month is…Amateur Radio Month

TODAY’S CELEBIRTHDAYS . . .
1952 [72] Steven Seagal, Lansing, MI, movie actor (“Above the Law”, “Under Siege”)/martial artist

1959 [65] Brian Setzer, Massapequa NY, rock-rockabilly singer-guitarist (Stray Cats-‘Rock This Town’, The Brian Setzer Orchestra-‘Jump, Jive an’ Wail’

1959 [65] Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds, Indianapolis IN, R&B singer-songwriter (‘Every Time I Close My Eyes’)/record producer (Boyz II Men; Whitney Houston; Ariana Grande; Eric Clapton, etc.)/13 Grammy Awards

1974 [50] David Harbour, New York, actor (‘Jim Hopper’ on “Stranger Things” since 2016)/movie actor (“Black Widow”, “Suicide Squad”)

1980 [44] Charlie Hunnam, Newcastle England, TV actor (“Sons of Anarchy” 2008-14)/movie actor (“Pacific Rim”, “King Arthur: Legend of the Sword”)

1984 [40] Mandy Moore, Nashua NH, TV actress (“This Is Us” 2016-22)/movie actress (“A Walk to Remember”, “The Princess Diaries”)/pop singer (‘Candy’)

1987 [37] Shay Mitchell, Mississauga ON, TV actress (‘Emily Fields’ on “Pretty Little Liars” 2010-2017, “Dollface 2019-22)

1988 [36] Haley Joel Osment, Los Angeles, CA, movie actor (“The Sixth Sense”, “A.I. Artificial Intelligence”)/TV actor (“The Jeff Foxworthy Show” 1995-97)

1990 [34] Maren Morris, Arlington TX, country singer (‘The Bones’, w/Zedd and Grey-‘The Middle’)

1990 [34] Alex Pettyfer, Stevenage England, movie actor (“The Butler”, “Magic Mike”)

1992 [32] Daisy Ridley, London England, movie actress (“Rey” in the “Star Wars” franchise, “Ophelia”) COMING UP… “Young Woman and the Sea”, 2024

THIS DAY IN SHOW BIZ . . .
1992 [32] Stand-up comedian Sam Kinison dies at age 38 when his car is hit by a teenage drunk driver

2009 [15] “Hannah Montana: The Movie” opens in theaters, starring Miley Cyrus (the last G-Rated thing she ever does)

TODAY’S MUSIC EVENTS . . .
1970 [54] Paul McCartney announces the breakup of The Beatles

2007 [17] Johnny Cash’s last residence, a 14,000-sq-ft house in Hendersonville TN, burns to the ground. It was owned by Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees at the time.

2014 [10] Peter Gabriel, Hall & Oates, Kiss, Nirvana, Linda Ronstadt, Cat Stevens and The E Street Band are among those inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

TODAY’S FIRST . . .
1953 [71] The first color 3-D movie premieres, the horror film “The House of Wax”, starring Vincent Price

TODAY’S RECORDS . . .
2001 [23] Michigan engineer Kevin Olmstead wins $2.18 million on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire”, then the largest quiz show prize of all-time

2005 [19] Tiger Woods becomes the first to win 4 Masters titles under age 30, by sinking a 15-foot birdie putt on the 1st hole of a sudden-death playoff vs Chris DiMarco

BULL’S BITS

BS WACK FACTS:
✓ As a child, Nicolas Cage was convinced he was an alien.
✓ Brad Pitt is banned from entering China because of his role in “Seven Years in Tibet”.
✓ Oprah Winfrey’s first name was originally ‘Orpah’.
✓ Ronald Reagan was denied a movie role of President because he didn’t look the part.
✓ Katy Perry’s dad used to sell acid and her mom dated Jimi Hendrix. Both are now Pentecostal pastors.
✓ Bill Murray doesn’t have an agent. You can leave him a voicemail message, hoping that he’ll like the project and will get back to you.
-UnrealFacts, BuzzFeed, FactSpy

Best of BS . . .
BS PRODUCT SLOGAN SWAP:

• Crayola Crayons: Taste the Rainbow
• Clearasil: Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop
• Taco Bell: What’s the Worst That Could Happen?
• Jagermeister: I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up
• Duct Tape: Mmm-Mmm Good
• Tinder: The Quicker Picker-Upper
• The Dollar Store: Because You’re Worth it
• KFC: It Gives You Wings
• Tide: Betcha Can’t Eat Just One
• (***Caution***) Viagra: Like a Rock
-Twitter, first published in BS in 2019

BS STRANGE REASONS TO DIVORCE:
• He doesn’t take the used K-pods out of the machine.
• She won’t stand up and prove that she doesn’t have the TV remote.
• I want to eat cupcakes without him judging me.
• The all-too-common Coke vs. Pepsi argument.
• I’m really not from Mars, and she really isn’t from Venus.
• She introduced me as her “first husband”.
• He can’t seem to comprehend the difference between there, their, and they’re.
• She’s always at my place! And now she gets her mail delivered there. It’s smothering!
• She eats her pizza with a knife and fork, for God’s sake!
• Well, Melania, see…um, there’s this porn star , and ..ummmm…
-Twitter, first published in BS in 2018

BS WEB GOODIE:
Been there:  https://tinyurl.com/4a8hbepm

BS RANDOM JOKE:
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral…

BS WOULD YOU RATHER?
(***You run down the list while your caller decides which choice is more palatable …***)
• Would you rather lose your cell phone, or break your big toe?
• Would you rather have a 10-hour dinner with your least favorite political figure, or attend a 10-hour concert of a music group you can’t stand?
• Would you rather live in a tree house, or a boathouse?
• Would you rather have to hunt for everything you eat, or eat every meal at McDonald’s?
• Would you rather be in a fight club that meets once a month, or a book club that meets every day?
• Would you rather accidentally ‘like’ an old photo of your ex on Instagram, or accidentally send a naughty text to a relative?
• Would you rather have a terrible memory, or absolutely no common sense?
• Would you rather lose access to social media, or free WiFi for the rest of your life?
• Would you rather be forced to sing along, or dance along to every song that you hear?

BS PHONE STARTER:
What artist would be your dream music festival headliner? Any artist, from any era…

BS WATER COOLER QUESTION:
In a survey, passing gas was found to be the most embarrassing thing people have accidentally done in public. What was second?
Answer:   Having something in their nose

BS DEEP THOUGHT:
When you’re good at making excuses, it’s hard to excel at anything else.

 

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