July 18 2025

Friday, July 18, 2025 – Edition: #7997

Sheet Happens!

 

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BS SHOW BIZ BUZZ:
★ Denise Richards is making shocking new accusations against her ex Aaron Phypers. She requested a temporary domestic violence restraining order against Phypers, sharing details and photos accusing him of physical assault. She alleges in the documents that throughout their marriage, (quote) “Aaron threatened to kill me and himself and the police.” She also claims Phypers “threatened that I would ‘disappear’ if I called the police.” The former couple tied the knot in 2018. Phypers filed for divorce from Richards earlier this month.
-People
★ Nearly 5 years since Netflix entered into a content agreement with Ubisoft, the streamer has ordered an “Assassin’s Creed” live-action series, based on the best-selling video game franchise. Assassin’s Creed, the series, is a high-octane thriller centered on the secret war between 2 shadowy factions — one set on determining mankind’s future through control and manipulation, while the other fights to preserve free will. Since the Assassin’s Creed franchise launched in 2007, Ubisoft has sold over 230 million games, becoming one of the best-selling series in video game history.
-Deadline
★ The first trailer for “Stranger Things” Season 5 is finally here. It reveals our first look at “Terminator” icon Linda Hamilton. She arrives in the role of ‘Dr. Kay’, who’s surrounded by her own personal SWAT team, and rocks a hairdo that calls to mind Young Sheldon’s ‘Meemaw’ — and a gun that she looks altogether unafraid to use. Following production delays of nearly a year owing due to the WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes, the final season of Stranger Things will finally premiere its first 4 episodes on November 26, its middle 3 on Christmas Day, and the epic last episode on New Year’s Eve. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2p9mzuwc
-TVLine, EW
★ Millie Bobby Brown and Gabriel LaBelle have been cast in the new romantic comedy “Just Picture It”. The “Stranger Things” star will team up with LaBelle on the new film for Netflix, which will be directed by “The Age of Adeline” filmmaker Lee Toland Krieger. The film focuses on 2 carefree college students left shocked when a glitch in their phones show pictures from 10 years in the future, with them as a happily married couple with a family. But there’s another twist: They haven’t actually met yet. For Brown, this will be her first rom-com appearance. LaBelle’s breakout role came as a young ‘Steven Spielberg’ in “The Fabelmans”, and last year he played ‘Lorne Michaels’ in “Saturday Night”.
-Bang!
★ Who’s rrrrready? The US Postal Service is launching a set of 4 limited-edition “SpongeBob SquarePants” stamps this summer. Available Aug. 1, the “SpongeBob SquarePants” stamps are a part of the USPS’ specialty summer offerings. Two will feature SpongeBob’s face, one features SpongeBob and his friend Patrick Star, and the other features SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy Cheeks, Plankton and Gary the Snail. The stamps are Forever Stamps, meaning they are not associated with a price, and can be used forever.
-USAToday

TODAY’S SHOW BIZ SKED:
• “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (ABC/Global): TBA
• “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” (NBC/CTV): Jonathan Bailey, Abby Elliott, Brandy, Monica, Michael Ruhlman (R)
• “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” (CBS/Global): TBA
• “Late Night with Seth Meyers” (NBC/CTV): Uma Thurman, Matty Matheson (R)
• “After Midnight” (CBS/Global): Jason Ritter, Chris Fleming, Aparna Nancherla (R)
• “The View” (ABC/CTV): Eugenio Derbez
• “Today” (NBC): The 60th anniversary of “The Sound of Music”, Trisha Yearwood
• “GMA3” (ABC): BIA, comedian Zarna Garg
• “Live with Kelly and Mark” (ABC/CTV): Rebecca Romijn
• “The Kelly Clarkson Show” (Check local listings): Willie Geist, Luke Kirby, Gideon Glick,  Parker McCollum performs (R)
• “The Drew Barrymore Show” (Check local listings): Ariana DeBose (R)
• “Jennifer Hudson Show” (Check local listings): Luke Bryan, Jelly Roll (R)
• “Billy Joel: And So It Goes” (HBO): A docuseries with new interviews and never-before-seen performance footage. The concluding episode airs next Friday.
• “The Fixer” (FOX): Series premiere. A business reality series where entrepreneur Marcus Lemonis invests his own money into struggling businesses to help them succeed.
• “What Hides in Silence” (LMN): When a teacher begins a romance with the father of her teen student, her life and the student’s are threatened, forcing her to confront her past in an effort to save both.
SATURDAY:
• “WNBA All-Star Game” (ABC): The annual midseason showcase features teams captained (and picked) by Caitlin Clark and Napheesa Collier. From Gainbridge Fieldhouse in Indianapolis.
• “Love & Marriage: Huntsville” (OWN): Season 8 premiere
• “Trafficked With Mariana Van Zeller” (NGC): An investigative documentary series delving into the world of illicit black markets and smuggling networks.
SUNDAY:
• “Dancing with Sharks” (DSC): Five divers learn underwater dances from expert underwater choreographers and attempt to outperform their competitors in a grueling, dangerous competition.
• “The Wife Who Knew Too Much” (LIFETIME): Lisa Clarkson’s seemingly perfect life as a high school football coach’s wife is shattered when her daughter’s friend is killed in a hit-and-run after a pep rally.
• “Wildlife ER” (NAT GEO WILD): Showcasing the work of dedicated professionals and volunteers at wildlife hospitals in Australia, who rehabilitate and release injured or sick animals back into the wild.

BS MUSIC NOTES:
• Jonas Brothers – have released ‘I Can’t Lose’, a new song off their “Greetings From Your Hometown” album. It premiered Tuesday during the 2025 MLB All-Star Game as part of Mastercard’s Stand Up to Cancer campaign. JoBros surprised a group of fans and their loved ones affected by cancer by connecting with them to learn their stories and delivering a rooftop performance of the song just for them. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2nrrbzb4
• Diplo, Jelly Roll, Tate McRae, Mariah Carey, Maroon 5 and Ed Sheeran – will all perform at the 2025 iHeartRadio Music Festival. Hosted by Ryan Seacrest, it’ll be held on Sept. 19 and 20 at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas.
• Ariana Grande — took to Instagram on July 16 to clear up speculation she’s transitioned away from music. She shared a clip of her performance of ‘Into You’ at the Met Gala, and wrote that in spite of her other projects, music “is and has always been my lifeline. There will need to be room made for all of it.” LINK: https://tinyurl.com/ykyd4wfm
• Jane’s Addiction — Dave Navarro, Eric Avery and Stephen Perkins are suing Perry Farrell, claiming an onstage altercation between Farrell and Navarro in September resulted in the cancelation of their tour and planned album. Navarro is also suing Farrell for assault and battery related to the incident. The complaint alleges the group lost over $10 million as a result of the tour’s cancelation.
• Deep Purple – Could they be the next act to experience a popularity resurgence thanks to “Stranger Things”, à la Kate Bush and Metallica? Their 1970 rock classic ‘Child in Time’ is featured in the show’s Season 5 trailer. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2p9mzuwc
• Robert Plant – has unveiled his latest musical project. Titled ‘Robert Plant + Saving Grace’, it’s a musical effort he calls “a songbook of the lost and found.” The first release of Plant’s new era is a reimagining of ‘Everybody’s Song’, originally by the band Low. The album “Saving Grace” will be released on Sept. 29. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/524r3upp
• Jason Aldean and Old Dominion — are among those set to perform at the 2025 Nashville Songwriter Awards at the fabled Ryman Auditorium on Sept. 23. Also performing are Trisha Yearwood, Lukas Nelson and Jessie Jo Dillon. Alabama will receive the Kris Kristofferson Lifetime Achievement Award, and Brenda Lee will be honored with the NSAI President’s Keystone Award.
• Keith Urban – Will drop a new, as-yet-unnamed live album this fall. You can get a first taste of it on July 25, when he’ll release a new version of ‘Long Hot Summer” recorded on his “High and Alive World Tour”. His original version hit #1 in the U.S. and Canada in 2011.
• John Prine — In celebration of the 30th anniversary of “Lost Dogs & Mixed Blessings,” a deluxe edition of the Grammy-nominated album will be released Sept. 12. The digital deluxe edition features 5 previously unreleased demos and alternate takes, along with the never-before-heard ‘Hey Ah Nothin’’.

SHOOTING THE BULL

NEW MOVIES THIS WEEK:
• “Smurfs” (PG, Kids/Family): When Papa Smurf is mysteriously taken by evil wizards Razamel and Gargamel, Smurfette leads the Smurfs on a mission into the real world to save him. (Rihanna, John Goodman, Kurt Russell) Tomatometer: 25%
• “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (R, Horror/Mystery): When 5 friends inadvertently cause a deadly car accident, they make a pact to keep it a secret rather than face the consequences. But their past comes back to haunt them. (Madelyn Cline, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Freddie Prinze Jr.) Tomatometer: 45%
• “Eddington” (R, Comedy/Drama): In the small town of Eddington NM during the COVID-19 pandemic, a standoff between the sheriff and the mayor sparks a powder keg, pitting neighbor against neighbor. Tomatometer: 67%

WHAT’S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH A MILLION BUCKS?
It doesn’t say much for love – but according to a new survey, nearly half of us (43%) would end their romantic relationship for $1 million — a figure that, in many cities, barely buys a decent house. But it doesn’t stop there. In a new survey by Canadian site Gamblizard, 40% of Americans said they’d gladly accept a $33 million gift, even if it meant someone else would be financially ruined. Another 46% would consider it, depending on who it is that gets destroyed. The poll revealed that we are surprisingly comfortable with the idea of putting a price on loyalty, compassion — and even safety. Nearly half (46%) said they’d enter a real-life “Squid Game”-style competition for a shot at millions, despite the fictional game’s 99.8% fatality rate. Other eyebrow-raising stats from the survey…
• 41% would give up sex for $1M
• 15% would frame a friend for a crime for $1M
• 13% would embarrass themselves publicly for $5,000 or less
• 10% would reject money if they couldn’t tell anyone about it
• 57% would quit their jobs after a windfall
• 84% would donate to charity after a windfall
(I wouldn’t do Squid Game for money — unless it’s to pay off my student loans. Then maybe…)
(Honestly, I’ve embarrassed myself for free. $500 sounds like a raise!)
-StudyFinds

NEWS OF THE WEIRD:
➢ A Massachusetts man’s simple mistake turned into a $2 million windfall. Paul Corcoran of Fitchburg accidentally purchased 2 Powerball tickets for the same July 9 drawing – each with the same set of numbers. He had originally bought a ticket good for 7 draws, then mistakenly thought that stretch had ended and bought another for the same day. Both tickets matched a $1 million prize, thereby doubling his winnings. Corcoran told lottery officials he’s thrilled with the surprise outcome, though he hasn’t made any plans for how to spend the money. (If I bought the same ticket twice, you know what would happen? The numbers would all be one off – twice!)
➢ A young Ohio boy found himself in a “claw”strophobic situation after he crawled inside a stuffed animal claw machine at a Cincinnati-area community center, and got stuck. First responders were called in to scoop him out. Surveillance video shows the boy walking up to the machine, opening the prize chute, and crawling inside headfirst. Moments later, he was surrounded by stuffed animals — and completely stuck. Video shows bystanders quickly noticing the boy’s predicament and alerting staff. Workers wheeled the machine to a nearby shop. First responders arrived shortly after and removed the child through the back of the arcade game. The child appeared unharmed. No word on whether he got to keep a toy. (Honestly, I’ve seen worse strategies at Chuck E. Cheese!)
-UPI

FUNNIEST TWEETS OF THE WEEK FROM WOMEN:
⇒ Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety but with even more baggage — Midge
⇒ what do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like what’s the protocol — Iain
⇒ You could be having the worst day & here comes your dad: “What’s up with your hair?” – jesss_privv
⇒ the thing I can’t get over about love island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night like they’re all just acting like that — alexa
⇒ i’m in my element (air conditioning) — erika
⇒ I love that cats slap the (BLEEP!) out of everything they can’t understand – karlaa.mendoza
⇒ being an optometrist seems so fun. “can u see this? can u see this? how about this? hmm ok what about this? can u see this? u can’t??? omg that’s crazy..” & then they make ur pupils as big as they can go – chase
⇒ I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have tried to take my sports bra off in July and it’s basically the same thing — livschreiber
-HuffPost

DID YOU KNOW?
Researchers in Japan say they have set a new world record for the fastest internet speed, transmitting over 125,000 gigabytes of data per second over 1,120 miles (1,802 KM). That’s about 4 million times the average internet speed in the US, and would allow you to download the entire Internet Archive in less than 4 minutes. It is more than twice as fast as the previous world record, set in 2024. To achieve this new speed, the team developed a new form of optical fiber to send information at groundbreaking speeds over roughly the distance between New York and Florida. (But, wouldn’t you know it, it still “buffers” every time they try to watch their fav show on Netflix!)
-LiveScience

BS CHRONOMETER 07.18.25

TODAY’S BS REASONS TO PARTY . . .
• “Caviar Day”, saluting the mega-expensive roe (eggs) of the sturgeon fish, proving that we’ll eat just about anything, if it is given an attractive name and costs a lot of money.
• “Nelson Mandela International Day”, as initiated by the UN, in honor of the late civil rights leader and former South African president. Celebrated on his birthdate (1918-2013).
• “World Listening Day”, to celebrate the practice of listening as it relates to the world around us, environmental awareness, and acoustic ecology. A joint effort of the World Soundscape Project, World Listening Project, and World Forum for Acoustic Ecology. (I AM listening…for a chance to get a word in edgewise!) LINK: https://worldlisteningday.org/
• “Perfect Family Day”. But really, does anyone have a perfect family? (Mine can only claim to put the ‘fun’ in ‘dysfunction.’)
• “Insurance Nerd Day, celebrating everyone employed in this industry, and to help attract young people to the business, by dispelling the myth that insurance work is a “boring” career path. (Sorry, you lost me for a minute there…what were you saying?)
• “Sour Candy Day”. If you’ve ever popped a Warheads candy in your mouth or snacked on a handful of Sour Patch Kids, chances are you’ve experienced the rush and the zing of sour candy. It’s the feeling we all love to hate, and for some, that mouth-puckering taste is so craveable that it’s the only type of candy they’ll eat.

SATURDAY:
• “Flight Attendant Safety Professionals Day”. In celebration, you’ll notice the Captain has turned on the ‘Fasten Seat Belt’ sign. Please stow your carry-on luggage underneath the seat in front of you or in an overhead bin. Please take your seat, fasten your belt, and make sure your seat back and folding trays are in the full upright position. And please set all personal electronic devices to ‘Airplane Mode’. (And for the love of all that is holy, PLEASE, no more ‘singing flight attendant’ viral videos!)
• “Stick Your Tongue Out Day”, for some long-forgotten reason. But now that you have it out, try rolling it into a cylinder … only 1-in-14 of us can do that!
• “Daiquiri Day”. An engineer named Jennings Cox supervised a mine in a Cuban village named Daiquiri in 1898. After work, he and his colleagues would gather at the local bar. One day Cox mixed Bacardi, sugar, and lime into a glass of ice. Named after the Daiquiri mines, the drink became a popular staple in Havana…and beyond.
• “Triple Play Day”, marking the first MLB unassisted triple play, accomplished on this date in 1909 by Neal Ball of the Cleveland Naps. It’s one of the rarest events in baseball. (Even rarer than a fan staying awake for 9 innings?)
• “New Friends Day”, celebrating brand-new friends, those fine and fabulous folks who have recently come into our lives to brighten our days with camaraderie and joy (and to make our old friends jealous…).
• “Words With Friends Day”, to celebrate the popular app that became a global sensation. And now we have Words With Friends 2, 3 and 4, plus the board game!)

SUNDAY:
• “Moon Day”, the anniversary of the first crewed lunar landing in 1969. Apollo 11 astronaut Neil Armstrong became the first to walk on the Moon. Edwin ‘Buzz’ Aldrin joined him later, while Michael Collins remained orbiting above. (Celebrate how you want, but please don’t do the obvious!) [***A few things you likely didn’t know about the lunar landing: http://tinyurl.com/l5p7kb]
• “International Chess Day”, observed since 1966, honoring the game that generates challenge, intellectual stimulation, and enjoyment for people of all ages. There are an estimated 605 million regular chess players around the world. And 70% of adults have, at some point, played chess. (Except they play on their tablet now…)
• “Lollipop Day”, celebrating the 1908 invention of the famous candy on a stick. Pieces of hard candy were put on the ends of pencils for kids to nibble much earlier than that, but the treat had no name.
• “Ugly Truck Day”. Sure, a brand new, shiny truck with all the gadgets is a great thing, but there’s something noble about an old, worn, ugly truck. (Or maybe that’s just a guy thing?)
• “Nap Day”. Grab a chaise lounge out in the yard, spread a blanket at the beach, string a hammock between 2 trees, or curl up on your bed under a ceiling fan with the air conditioner cranked. (You had me at “nap”!)
• “Fortune Cookie Day”. Although this fun tradition is more Asian-American than strictly Chinese, it’s an essential ending to a Chinese dinner in most Western countries. Stats show that people believe their fortune cookie is “spot-on” 25% of the time.
• “World Jump Day”. The first World Jump Day took place on July 20, 2006, when German student Torsten Lauschmann claimed to have organized 600 million people in the Western Hemisphere to jump simultaneously — in order to “reset Earth’s orbit and fix global warming” (It turned out to be a hoax ‘art installation’, but, nice thought!)

TODAY’S CELEBIRTHDAYS . . .
1950 [75] (Sir) Richard Branson, London England, business magnate (founder of Virgin Group, which includes Virgin Atlantic Airways, Virgin Galactic, Virgin Mobile, Virgin Megastores, etc.)/estimated net worth: $2.8 billion

1954 [71] Ricky Skaggs, Cordell KY, country-bluegrass singer-musician (‘Highway 40 Blues’, ‘Country Boy’)/US National Medal of Arts, 2021

1961 [64] Elizabeth McGovern, Evanston IL, TV actress (“Downton Abbey” 2010-16)/movie actress (“Downton Abbey” films, “She’s Having a Baby”)

1964 [61] Wendy Williams, Asbury Park NJ, TV personality (“The Wendy Williams Show” 2008-22)/former radio ‘shock jockette’

1967 [58] Vin Diesel (Mark Sinclair), NYC, movie actor (“Fast & Furious” films, “Thor: Love and Thunder”) COMING UP… “Riddick: Furya”

1975 [50] MIA (Mathangi Arulpragasam), London England, rapper/record producer (‘Paper Planes’)/visual artist/activist/photographer/fashion designer/model

1977 [48] Kelly Reilly, Surrey England, TV actress (‘Beth Dutton’ on “Yellowstone” 2018-2024)/movie actress (“Flight”)

1980 [45] Kristen Bell, Huntington Woods MI, movie actress (“Bad Moms” films, “Frozen” films)/TV actress (“House of Lies” 2012-16, “Veronica Mars” 2004-07) married to Dax Shepard since 2013

1981 [44] Michiel Huisman, Amstelveen Netherlands, TV actor (“Game of Thrones” 2014-16, “Orphan Black” 2014-15)

1982 [43] Ryan Cabrera, Dallas TX, pop-rock singer (‘On the Way Down’, ‘True’)/TV actor (“The Hills” 2010)

1982 [43] Priyanka Chopra, Jamshedpur India, TV actress (‘Alex Parrish’ on “Quantico” 2015-18) movie actress (“Baywatch”)/married to Nick Jonas since 2018

SATURDAY- (Sir) Brian May (Queen) is 78; Bernie Leadon (Eagles) is 78; Anthony Edwards (“ER”) is 63; Benedict Cumberbatch (“Dr. Strange”) is 49; Jared Padalecki (“Supernatural”) is 43; Trai Byers (“Empire”) is 42

SUNDAY- Carlos Santana (w/Rob Thomas-‘Smooth’) is 78; Terri Irwin (“The Crocodile Hunter”) is 61; Stone Gossard (Pearl Jam) is 59; Josh Holloway (“Lost”) is 56; Sandra Oh (“Grey’s Anatomy”) is 54; Omar Epps (“House M.D.) is 52; model Gisele Bundchen is 45; Julianne Hough (“Dancing With the Stars”) is 37

THIS DAY IN SHOW BIZ . . .
2008 [17] “Batman Begins” sequel “The Dark Knight” opens in theaters, setting an opening weekend record of $158 million at the domestic box office (Heath Ledger won a posthumous Oscar for his portrayal of ‘The Joker’).

2024 [01] Comedian and Emmy Award-winning actor (“The Bob Newhart Show”, “Newhart”, “The Big Bang Theory”, dies at 94.

TODAY’S MUSIC EVENTS . . .
1991 [34] The first Lollapalooza music festival is held in Tempe AZ. Artists include Jane’s Addiction, Nine Inch Nails, Living Colour, Ice-T, Violent Femmes, and more.

2014 [11] Shakira becomes the first person to accumulate 100 million likes on Facebook.

TODAY’S FIRSTS . . .
1994 [31] Crayola announces introduction of scented crayons. Available in coconut, cherry, and licorice, they are taken off the market within a year because parents feared kids would eat them — and indeed, some did…

2012 [13] Kim Jong-un, son of Kim Jong-il, is appointed ‘Supreme Leader of North Korea’. He also holds the rank of ‘Supreme Commander of the Korean People’s Army’ (as well as ‘Grand Poobah’). (***BS Fun Fact: According to King Jong-il’s official biography, he never used a toilet — he apparently didn’t need to urinate or defecate.***)

2014 [11] Amazon announces its new ‘Kindle Unlimited’ program, a subscription service providing borrowing rights to a large selection of books, for a monthly fee (like the Public Library … only not free).

TODAY’S RECORD . . .
2013 [12] The government of Detroit MI, $20 billion in debt, files for the largest municipal bankruptcy in US history.

BULL’S BITS

BS WHACK FACTS:
✓ In the original 1902 stage version of “The Wizard of Oz”, ‘Dorothy’ did not have a dog named ‘Toto’, but a faithful cow named ‘Imogene’.
✓ Of the 205 bones in a horse’s body, 80 are in its legs.
✓ A 2-inch (5cm) square of Velcro is strong enough to suspend a 175-lb. (79kg) person from a wall.
✓ There are 2,598,960 possible hands you could be dealt in a game of Texas Hold ‘Em.
✓ Here’s how to tell whether you have a cold or the flu: Colds make you sneeze; flus don’t.
✓ Wild birds in Australia have been heard swearing, having learned the words from escaped pet birds.
-WhattheFFacts, BathroomReadersInstitute

Best of BS . . .
BS PEOPLE YOU FIND AT A COMIC BOOK CONVENTION:
(2025 Comic-Con International: San Diego runs July 24-27…)
• The ‘Inappropriately Ogling the Lone Woman’ guy.
• The ‘Hoping That His Costume Will Make Him an Internet Meme’ guy.
• The ‘Blogging This to a Blog that Nobody Reads’ guy.
• The ‘Overestimated How Many Red Bulls He Could Drink’ guy.
• The ‘Thinks He Knows More Than the Expert Panelists But Makes the Audience Groan With His Inane Questions’ guy.
• The ‘I’m Never Doing This Again for Him’ girl.
• Disappointed hookers.
-Adapted from BBSpot, first published in BS in 2019

TODAY’S SCOOP OF BS:
➠ MLB’s All Star Game in Atlanta ended with a dramatic “swing off” for the first time ever. (Ever notice how it’s illegal in baseball to use performance-enhancing drugs, but every other commercial during the game is for Viagra?)
➠ Comic Con kicks off in San Diego on July 24th. (It’s is a great place to go if you want to see what your fav superheroes would look like if they stopped working out and ate only ice cream while playing video games all day…)
➠ A study found that games on Facebook can cause kids to develop gambling problems. (Zuckerberg was horrified by the news. Because he’d hate to see a kid’s gambling addiction get in the way of their Facebook addiction…!)
➠ A study found that women’s IQ’s are higher than men’s. (They would have found out earlier, but the researchers were all men!)
➠ Burger King has debuted its BBQ Brisket Whopper. (It comes with creamy horseradish sauce and a note that says “Do not resuscitate”…)

BS WEB GOODIE:
Weekend goals:  https://tinyurl.com/4pwhphja

BS RANDOM JOKE:
(***Shark Week on Discovery begins Sunday***) Shark week is actually the best time to go to the beach, because all the sharks are busy being on TV…

BS PHONE STARTER:
What country would you most like to visit?

BS WATER COOLER QUESTION:
37% of people agree: Men should be banned from wearing this during the Summer. What is it?
Answer:  Hawaiian Shirts

BS DEEP THOUGHT:
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open.

 

 

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