Friday, June 20, 2025 – Edition: #7978
Here’s Sheet in Your Eye!
BS SHOW BIZ BUZZ:
★ Wendy Williams’ ex-husband, Kevin Hunter, has filed a $250 million lawsuit on her behalf, alleging that she was abused, overmedicated, silenced, and financially exploited during her court-ordered guardianship. The filing names over 40 defendants and accuses them of using the guardianship to control her life and isolate her from family. Hunter argues the guardianship is “a weapon, not a shield,” and demands sweeping relief for Williams’ freedom, finances, and dignity.
-TheBlast
★ Netflix is looking to remake another classic TV series. It has closed a deal for the rights to reboot the 1970s sci-fi adventure show “Land of the Lost”. The show centered on a father, ‘Rick’, and his 2 children who accidentally go through a portal and find themselves trapped in a world inhabited by dinosaurs. It originated as a children’s series which aired on NBC Saturday mornings from 1974-76, with CBS giving it a summer run in 1985 and 1987.
-Deadline
★ “John Wick: Chapter 4” star Shamier Anderson has landed the role of controversial Canadian sprinter Ben Johnson in “Hate the Player: The Ben Johnson Story”. Airing early next year, Anderson will play the runner who was the world’s fastest man at the 1988 Olympics, but was stripped of his medals for doping. The quote-unquote “definitely-not-biased account” of the controversy will take a satirical look at events surrounding the legendary race and the scandal behind the scandal. Paramount+ has been developing the series for the past couple of years in Canada.
-Deadline
★ It’s been nearly 16 years since the “balloon boy” story captured the attention of millions. And now, the family behind “one of America’s most infamous, and bizarre news stories” is speaking out in an upcoming Netflix documentary. Premiering July 15, “Trainwreck: Balloon Boy” revisits the notorious day in 2009 when a homemade flying saucer soared through the Colorado sky — supposedly with a 6-year-old boy on board. But, as the public later learned, the child was not inside the saucer after all, stirring outrage from both the local community and the American public.
-People
★ Six weeks after NBC handed down its verdict to not renew its “Night Court” revival for a 4th season, co-lead and exec- producer Melissa Rauch has shared her thoughts on hanging up ‘Judge Abby Stone’s’ robe. On IG, she wrote: “I have held off on posting anything about Night Court not continuing until I knew we did everything in our power to find another home for it.” She continued, saying: “Perhaps it was being raised on The Goonies’ ‘Never Say Die’ motto or straight up denial that I didn’t want this incredibly special experience to come to an end. That said…we’ve learned that it is officially the hour to say ‘farewell…Or at least ‘Until next time.’”
-TVLine
TODAY’S SHOW BIZ SKED:
• “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (ABC/Global): Arnold Schwarzenegger, Aimee Lou Wood (R)
• “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” (NBC/CTV): Sydney Sweeney, Andrew Rannells, Nick Kroll, Liz Glazer (R)
• “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” (CBS/Global): TBA
• “Late Night with Seth Meyers” (NBC/CTV): Dakota Johnson, Questlove (R)
• “After Midnight” (CBS/Global): Jon Lovett, Jared Goldstein, Tawny Newsome (R)
• “The View” (ABC/CTV): Mario Cantone, Jackie Jesko
• “Today” (NBC): Machine Gun Kelly, Kikkan Randall, Parker McCollum
• “GMA3” (ABC): Bob Weis
• “Live with Kelly and Mark” (ABC/CTV): Kate Winslet, Morris Chestnut, Carrie Coon, Arthur Hanlon
• “The Kelly Clarkson Show” (Check local listings): Bradley Whitford, Dulé Hill, Kesha (R)
• “The Drew Barrymore Show” (Check local listings): Glenn Close, SZA (R)
• “Jennifer Hudson Show” (Check local listings): Jessica Alba, Lizzy Mathis (R)
• “Gold Rush: White Water” (DSC): Darkness descends on Nugget Creek as mine boss Dustin searches for a plan B; after battling bedrock for months, a breakthrough the crew the hope they need.
• “Grammy Greats: The Stories Behind the Songs” (CBS): A look back at some of the songs that have won the Grammy Award for Song of the Year; hosts Gayle King and Mickey Guyton.
• “The UnXplained” (HIS): Secret Societies. The idea that a handful of shadowy organizations control world events has been around for centuries.
SATURDAY:
• “Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards 2025” (MTV): Tyla takes the slime-tastic stage as host.
• “Dateless to Dangerous: My Son’s Secret Life” (LIFETIME): An angry, isolated and hostile teen joins a shadowy online underworld, and his mother and sister race to try and save him.
• “Saturday Night Live” (NBC): Host Jon Hamm; musical guest Lizzo (R)
SUNDAY:
• “NBA Final” (ABC, SN): Game #7: Indiana @ Oklahoma (if necessary)
• “The Walking Dead: Dead City” (AMC): Season 2 finale
• “The Gilded Age” (HBO): Season 3 premiere
• “Match Me Abroad” (TLC): Season 2 premiere
BS MUSIC NOTES:
• Ed Sheeran – Today, he releases ‘Drive’, his song from the soundtrack of the new Brad Pitt film “F1”. He has already performed the song in concert, but the version from the soundtrack features John Mayer on guitar and Dave Grohl on drums. The soundtrack, which also features Tate McRae, Doja Cat, RAYE and Rosé, arrives June 27, along with the film. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/5ntneem3
• The Chainsmokers – have released a new remix of Charli XCX’s ‘Party 4 U’. The 5-minute original is pared down to 2:15, with the guys bumping up the BPM and adding a big, bass-heavy drop at the end. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/mryvemrw
• Ozzy Osbourne — wants you to clone him. He has partnered with Liquid Death to sell empty iced tea cans that he drank from and crushed. For $450 each, a limited supply of “Infinitely Recyclable Ozzy” was available – but has since sold out. Traces of Osbourne’s DNA is included, and buyers are encouraged to “replicate Ozzy and enjoy him for hundreds of years into the future.” LINK: https://tinyurl.com/n8a3r66j
• Deep Purple – will release a Super Deluxe edition of one of rock’s most celebrated live albums, 1972’s “Made in Japan”. The new 5-CD version of the landmark release will drop on Aug. 15 – exactly 53 years after the first performance featured on the album was recorded.
• Bruce Springsteen – keeps on rockin’ at age 75. He recently revealed that new music is on the horizon, and his new 7-disc box set drops on June 27. In addition, the trailer for his biopic, “Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere”, starring Jeremy Allen White, dropped this week. Why does he stay so busy? Quote: “I’m a better man when I’m working. I feel like I’ve got plenty of work left in me, and our band does too.”
• Lainey Wilson, Dierks Bentley, Ashley McBryde and The War and Treaty – will all celebrate America’s 249th birthday with performances on CNN. July 4th, “The Fourth in America” will also feature Noah Kahan, Sting, Nelly, Counting Crows, Timbaland, The Fray, CAKE, Sublime, Ice Cube, 4 Non Blondes, Vanilla Ice, Tone Loc, The US Air Force Band, and more.
• Blake Shelton — Noah Cyrus is going country, and she’s enlisting his help. Shelton is one of 4 guests on Cyrus’ sophomore album “I Want My Loved Ones to Go With Me”. The 2 perform together on the song ‘New Country’, out today.
• Garth Brooks – His youngest daughter Allie Colleen told Bobby Bones that she wants to be separate from her father when it comes to forging her music career. Quote: “It’s just always been really tough when it’s like, ‘Garth Brooks’ daughter, Allie Colleen, doing this…’ Now, all of a sudden, everyone thinks Friends in Low Places is gonna be in my set, and it’s not.”
SHOOTING THE BULL
NEW MOVIES THIS WEEK:
• “28 Years Later” (R, Horror/Mystery): A group of survivors of the rage virus live on a small island. When one leaves the island on a mission into the mainland, he discovers secrets, wonders, and horrors that have mutated not only the infected but other survivors. (Jodie Comer, Ralph Fiennes, Aaron Taylor-Johnson) Tomatometer: 95%
• “Elio” (PG, Kids/Family): Elio, a space fanatic with an active imagination, finds himself on a cosmic misadventure where he must form new bonds with alien lifeforms, navigate a crisis of intergalactic proportions, and somehow discover who he is truly meant to be. (Zoe Saldana, Yonas Kibreab) Tomatometer: 86%
• “Bride Hard” (R, Action/Comedy): When a mercenary group takes a lavish wedding hostage, they have no idea what they’re in for, as the maid of honor is actually a secret agent ready to rain hellfire upon anyone who would ruin her best friend’s wedding. (Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp, Anna Chlumsky) Tomatometer: 8%
SWEARING IS SELF-CARING:
Swearing isn’t just about being rude — our brains actually use curse words to vent, connect, and cope. New research analyzing over 1.7 billion words online found that swearing can build social bonds and boost resilience. The study looked at English across 20 regions and found 597 different swear word forms — from “wtf” to, well, that’s about the only one I can say. It was found that Americans swear the most online, beating out Brits and Australians, despite the US having more conservative views on public morality. Aussies, often seen as top-tier swearers, were the most creative — but held back online. And it turns out that native English speakers swear more and with more flair than those who speak it as a second language. The bottom line? Swearing is part of being human. It’s bonding, funny, sometimes poetic — and trying to ban it only makes it stronger. Frickin’ ironic, isn’t it?
(If swearing builds bonds, my group chat is a fortress…)
(Swearing IS basically my second language. Possibly my first…!)
-TheConversation
NEW DEVELOPMENTS:
⇒ This could be even better than Ozempic! there’s a brand-new pill called SANA from a Uruguayan startup, Eolo Pharma, that helps you burn fat — without messing with your appetite. Instead of curbing hunger like Ozempic and other weight loss drugs do, it revs up your body’s fat-burning furnace at the cellular level — via something called creatine-dependent thermogenesis. That’s a fancy term for “heat-producing fat burn.” In a small trial, people lost about 3% of their weight in just 2 weeks without feeling less hungry. It’s derived from salicylate (think aspirin) and even seems to preserve muscle in mice on high-fat diets. The best part? It is well-tolerated, with minimal side effects. Now Eolo’s gearing up for a much bigger Phase II trial later this year. (So I can still eat tacos and lose weight? Science, you beautiful beast!)
⇒ The makers of Blue Moon think their orangey-flavored beer tastes so good, that people would enjoy it as a lip-balm. Yes, really. The brewery teamed up with Eos to create a balm inspired by the punchy, Valencia orange flavor that’s brewed into a Blue Moon beer, complete with hints of vanilla. The citrus-inspired balm is packaged in Eos’ orange-colored sphere and “delivers the same refreshing, juicy taste” of the beer, but doesn’t contain any actual alcohol, so you won’t get tipsy from your lip care routine. It’s available now at Eos’ and Blue Moon’s Websites for $4.99 (Finally! A way to get beer-breath before happy hour!) LINK: https://tinyurl.com/3aennhff
-Wired, CNN
NEWS OF THE WEIRD:
➢ Police in North Charleston SC spent over an hour chasing a stolen excavator — yes, the giant, slow construction kind – at speeds topping out at a blazing 3 mph – and officers actually had to stop periodically so they didn’t pass it. The lights-on and sirens-blaring chase began after the 53-year-old driver allegedly burglarized a nearby business using the excavator, causing major property damage. Several cars joined in the very slow speed pursuit, and other cruisers were used to block traffic. Despite repeated warnings over loudspeakers, the excavator-man kept trundling along until the machine got stuck at the local fairgrounds. He tried to make a run for it, but a drone and police dog ended his slow-mo getaway.
➢ A 22-year-old fake dentist and 2 assistants have been charged by Czech police after treating dozens of patients — using instructions they found on the internet. Police said the 3 family members opened a surgery center without a licence in their home in Havlickuv Brod 2 years ago, and treated patients without any “necessary professional knowledge”. The 22-year-old man extracted teeth, performed complex root canals and applied anaesthesia, drawing on information he had obtained online. All pleaded guilty to a number of charges, and face up to 8 years in prison. The illegal clinic treated dozens of patients and made 4 million Czech koruna ($185,500). Police did not say whether any of their patients had complained about their treatment. (The only thing missing was duct tape and a Home Depot apron!)
-AP, BBC
DID YOU KNOW?
If you’ve ever tried taking a road trip with a 3½-year-old, you’re not the only one who thinks that’s an example of pure chaos. A new survey of 2,000 parents found that age is officially the hardest to travel with. Why? For starters, 3½-year-olds get bored in seconds. Then come the car tantrums and the general lack of enthusiasm for being stuck in a vehicle. Over half of parents admit they’ve flat-out avoided trips with kids of certain ages, because they knew it would be a nightmare. (So yeah, maybe Disneyland can wait a year…)
-Talker
BS CHRONOMETER 06.20.25
TODAY’S BS REASONS TO PARTY . . .
• “First Day of Summer”, in the Northern Hemisphere. Also known as Summer Solstice, it is observed when the Sun reaches its northernmost point in the sky, making it the day with the longest period of light. (…as opposed to the longest day of the year, which is the day before you leave for vacation!) Summer officially arrives tonight at 10:42pm EDT. Some Fun Summer Facts . . .
➢ The word ‘solstice’ comes from the Latin words “sun” and “stoppage.” Makes sense: the sun stops moving north that day. (Sounds scary, though…)
➢ The solstice is also when those in the northern hemisphere see the highest sun of the year. But it’s getting lower over time. That’s because Earth’s tilt is slowly decreasing.
➢ The solstice is when the sun is lowest in the sky for those at the equator.
➢ Today, the sun rises farthest left on the horizon, and sets at its rightmost possible spot. Sunlight strikes places in your rooms that get illuminated at no other time. (Should’ve dusted!)
➢ And most importantly: “It’s the start of Summer!”
• “Take Your Dog to Work Day”, the one day each year that remote workers wish they had an office. This occasion is to celebrate companion dogs and to encourage adoptions. Some workplaces have even adopted office pets. (Why not? He could sleep all day, and still not be the least-productive one there…) [***See “Potential Problems With Taking Your Dog to Work”, below***]: LINK: http://takeyourdog.com
• “Flip Flop Day”. Flip flops go back further than you may think. They were depicted on ancient Egyptian murals around 4,000 B.C. However, there is evidence that they were worn up to 15,000 years ago, during the Stone Age. (And political “flip-flops” go back even further than that…)
• “World Productivity Day”. Today, start looking at your processes and seeing where waste can be cut, set a list of things to accomplish and where you think productivity is lacking, identify problem areas and begin an action plan to solve it. (Then, when you realize all the time you’ve wasted, get back to work and do things the way you always do, only faster!)
• “World Refugee Day”, first declared by the UN in 2001 as an expression of solidarity with Africa, which hosts the most refugees.
• “American Eagle Day”, commemorating America’s national symbol, the Bald Eagle. In a 1784 letter, Benjamin Franklin complained about the choice of the Bald Eagle as America’s symbol, saying he preferred … the turkey. (If they went with that, would I be wearing jeans with “American Turkey” written across my butt?)
• “New Identity Day”. Have fun thinking about who you might want to be for a day. (If you could be anyone else for a day [famous or not], who would it be?
• “Hike With a Geek Day”, summoning the techies, geeks, IT gurus, and gamers to push away the keyboard and strike out across the inviting landscapes of nature. But if you’ve ever texted your significant other from another room, today also serves as a reminder that you should consider unplugging for a bit — and re-engaging with the people around you.
• “Ice Cream Soda Day”. You should invest some time in slurping this frothy wonderment up a stripey straw. The drink is simply comprised of a couple of scoops of ice-cream in any carbonated beverage.
• And for those who don’t like to rock the boat, today is also “Plain Yogurt Day” and “Vanilla Milkshake Day”.
SATURDAY:
• “Go Skateboarding Day”, an unofficial annual holiday conceived by the International Association of Skateboard Companies, to promote boarding. (BYOBandaids)
• “International Day of Yoga”, first declared by the UN in 2015 to recognize the importance of yoga as a physical, mental, and/or spiritual practice. (And to some, a great spectator sport!)
• “Global Smurfs Day”, celebrated on the Saturday closest to the June 25 birthday of Smurfs’ creator Peyo (Pierre Culliford). He died in 1992, having lived long enough to see his creation achieve massive success.
• “Peaches & Cream Day”. Not the complexion nor the corn variety, but the real deal. You won’t find a better Summer treat than fresh-sliced peaches covered with real cream.
• “Selfie Day”, encouraging the world to take selfies and post them online. (Is it Kim Kardashian’s birthday or something?)
• “World Handshake Day”. The goal is “the global connection of all people and the symbolic transfer of love, gratitude, and positive energy to mother earth and all its living beings.” (My goal is to get through this without everyone knowing how sweaty my palms are…)
• World Giraffe Day”. The world’s tallest animal is celebrated today, on what’s usually the longest day or night (depending on the hemisphere) of the year. World Giraffe Day also raises support, creates awareness, and sheds light on the challenges that wild giraffes face.
• “Atheist Solidarity Day”, a day of awareness, when atheists are encouraged to be open about their lack of belief in God, and not fear harmful consequences.
• “World Music Day”, honoring amateur and professional musicians. The primary aim is to provide free music to everyone, and to encourage amateur musicians to showcase their work to the world. (Unless they play the accordion…)
SUNDAY:
• “Stupid Guy Thing Day”. Women are always saying, “Oh that’s just another stupid guy thing…”, so here’s the day to commemorate it! Women are encouraged to make a list of ‘Stupid Guy Things’ and pass it on. To get you started . . .
✓ Pounding things.
✓ Squirting things.
✓ Watching TV sports.
✓ Using power tools.
✓ Driving giant pickup trucks.
✓ Wearing ball caps … backwards.
✓ Burning and/or exploding things.
✓ Eating anything and everything.
✓ The Three Stooges (What else have you got?)
• “World Rainforest Day”, to help protect rainforests by raising awareness and encouraging action. Rainforests absorb carbon dioxide from human activity, produce oxygen, provide fresh water, provide a home for half of the world’s animal and plant species, are the source of medicines, and stabilize climate patterns.
• “Chocolate Éclair Day”, saluting the light, crisp pastry that’s filled with a custard or cream and topped with icing. The éclair originated in 19th century France, and the word means “flash of lightning”. It was named this because it is eaten so quickly (in a flash).
• “Onion Rings Day”, for those of us who like our holidays deep-fried.
• “HVAC Tech Day”, dedicated to all heating, ventilation, and air conditioning (HVAC) technicians. Why? They restore comfort to their customers, often working at all hours, and sometimes in extreme conditions. (And what a drag it must be when, after hours of fiddling with someone’s A/C on a sweltering day, you finally get it working, then off you go — to the next overheated home…)
TODAY’S CELEBIRTHDAYS . . .
1945 [80] (Morna) Anne Murray, Springhill NS, pop-country singer (‘Snowbird’, ‘Could I Have This Dance’, ‘You Needed Me’)/Order of Canada 1975
1949 [76] Lionel Richie, Tuskegee AL, pop singer (‘All Night Long’, Commodores-‘Easy’)/reality TV judge (“American Idol” since 2018)
1952 [73] John Goodman, Afton MO, TV actor (“Roseanne” 1988-97, 2018, “The Conners” 2018-2025)/ movie actor (“10 Cloverfield Lane”, “The Babe”)
1954 [71] Michael Anthony (Sobolewski), Chicago IL, rock bassist (Van Halen-‘Jump’, ‘Runnin’ With the Devil’/plays in “Sammy Hagar and the Circle” and “Chickenfoot” with his former Van Halen bandmate/Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 2007 (with Van Halen)
1960 [65] John Taylor, Solihull England, pop-rock bassist (Duran Duran- ‘Hungry Like the Wolf’, ‘Rio’, The Power Station-‘Get it On’)/Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 2022 (with Duran Duran)
1967 [58] Nicole Kidman, Honolulu HI, movie actress (“The Others”, “Moulin Rouge!”)/married to Keith Urban since 2006/married to Tom Cruise 1990-2001
1968 [57] Robert Rodriguez, San Antonio TX, movie director-producer-screenwriter (“Machete” movies, “Sin City” films)
1989 [36] Christopher Mintz-Plasse, LA CA, movie actor (“Kick-Ass” films, “Superbad”)
SATURDAY- Ray Davies (The Kinks) is 81; Joey Kramer (Aerosmith) is 75; Nils Lofgren (Bruce Springsteen’s E Street Band) is 74; Juliette Lewis (“Christmas Vacation”) is 52; Chris Pratt (“Guardians of the Galaxy”) is 46; Brandon Flowers (The Killers) is 44; British royal Prince William is 43; Jussie Smollett (“Empire”) is 43; Lana Del Rey (‘Summertime Sadness’) is 40; pro golfer Scottie Scheffler is 29
SUNDAY- Todd Rundgren (‘Bang the Drum All Day’) is 77; Meryl Streep (“Sophie’s Choice”) is 76; Graham Greene (“Dances with Wolves”) is 73; Cyndi Lauper (‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’) is 72; Dan Brown (“The Da Vinci Code”) is 61; Amy Brenneman (“The Leftovers”) is 61; Steven Page (Barenaked Ladies) is 55; Carson Daly (“The Voice”) is 52; Dinah Jane Hansen (Fifth Harmony) is 28
THIS DAY IN SHOW BIZ . . .
1975 [50] “Jaws”, based on the book by Peter Benchley, directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Roy Scheider, is released. It is considered the first-ever summer “blockbuster” film.
2024 [01] Canadian actor Donald Sutherland, known for “The Dirty Dozen” and “The Hunger Games” films (and father of Kiefer Sutherland), dies from COPD at age 88.
TODAY’S MUSIC EVENTS . . .
2008 [17] Jimmy Buffett announces his Margaritaville Holdings is buying Trump Marina Hotel Casino for $316 million. His business empire already includes tequila, beer, frozen food, footwear, restaurants, a resort, a record label, and recording studio.
2008 [17] Surrey University in England awards Led Zeppelin’s Jimmy Page an honorary Doctorate in Music.
TODAY’S FIRST . . .
2013 [12] Instagram gives users the ability to upload videos.
TODAY’S RECORD . . .
2020 [05] The highest-ever temperature in the Arctic Circle is recorded: 38°C (100F) in Verkhoyansk, Siberia, Russia. It was warmer there than in Miami that day.
BULL’S BITS
BS WHACK FACTS:
✓ The first day of summer (in the Northern Hemisphere) is always between June 20th and June 22nd. It varies due to the Earth’s rotation not exactly reflecting our calendar year.
✓ The word “summer” is from the Proto-Indo-European root *sam-, meaning summer. *sam comes from the word *sem, meaning “together/one”.
✓ The “dog days of summer” refer to the weeks between July 3 and August 11 and are named after the Dog Star (Sirius)
✓ Television used to show only reruns during the summer months. The theory was that everyone was outside enjoying the weather.
✓ Scientists say that summer babies are significantly more likely to suffer from mood swings than babies born in other seasons.
✓ In the summer heat, the iron in France’s Eiffel Tower expands, making it grow more than 6 inches
-Vitalchek
Summer arrives in the Northern Hemisphere this evening at 10:42PM EDT. So, you’ve got until tonight to panic appropriately. Here’s your official list of…
BS SIGNS YOU’RE JUST NOT READY FOR SUMMER:
• You shaved one leg and called it “a preview.”
• Your beach body is still in pre-production.
• Your grill is full of spiders and last year’s veggie burgers.
• Tried doing a push-up… pulled a hamstring and a sympathy muscle.
• Your summer wardrobe still smells like attic and denial.
• You thought “hot girl walk” was a new thermostat setting.
• You sweat through your shirt just thinking about summer.
• The pool guy came… saw your yard… and left a business card for a therapist.
• You used all your bikini wax to polish your skis during the winter.
• Still hungover from Spring Break.
• Your nickname down at the fitness club … ‘Chicken Legs’.
(It’s “Take Your Dog to Work Day”)
BS POTENTIAL PROBLEMS WITH TAKING YOUR DOG TO WORK:
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• He thinks every day is ‘Hump Day’.
• Just one more obnoxious individual slobbering over the cute receptionist.
• Constant assembly line shutdowns at your job in the hydrant factory.
• Spends all day chasing tail, just like the slimy guys in sales.
• Total confusion when your Doberman finds out the employee washroom has 8 ‘drinking bowls’.
• The sight of your Chihuahua wearing scrubs in the Operating Room keeps your patient in stitches.
• It just adds another to the long list of those barking orders at you.
• At the end of the day, your future has a lot in common with the boss’ left leg.
-First published in BS in 2000
BS WEB GOODIE:
May your weekend be as relaxing as THIS guy’s: https://tinyurl.com/ube99j8r
BS RANDOM JOKES:
• I need summer to be even longer so I have more time to do nothing.
• When older people say: “Enjoy them while they’re young”, they’re talking about your hips and knees, not your kids…
☎ BS PHONE STARTERS:
• What sound most exemplifies Summer to you? (Get your SFX library ready!)
• What famous person are you a little too obsessed with?
BS WATER COOLER QUESTION:
50% of children who live in a city have never done THIS summer activity. What is it?
Answer: Roasted a marshmallow
BS DEEP THOUGHT:
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
