Friday, May 2, 2025 — Edition: #7944
Good Morning, Sheetheads!
BS SHOW BIZ BUZZ:
★ In one of the most crowded, celebrity-propelled Broadway seasons in recent memory, 3 musicals — 2 based upon popular movies — lead the pack of Tony nominees for 2025, with an impressive 10 nods each. “Buena Vista Social Club,” “Death Becomes Her,” and “Maybe Happy Ending” all scored big. Among plays, the top nominees are “John Proctor Is the Villain” and “The Hills of California”. Both received 7 nods. George Clooney received a nod for his first-ever Broadway appearance in his own “Good Night, and Good Luck,” Bob Odenkirk is up for a Tony for his role in “Glengarry Glen Ross,” and Mia Farrow was nominated for “The Roommate.” Notables who were not nominated include “Othello” stars Denzel Washington and Jake Gyllenhaal, “Redwood” actress Idina Menzel, and “Once Upon a Mattress” lead Sutton Foster. Cynthia Erivo hosts the 78th Tony Awards June 8.
-TheWrap
★ Guy Ritchie has signed on to direct the upcoming “Road House” sequel — and Jake Gyllenhaal will be reprising his role as ‘Dalton’, who works as a “cooler” at a dive bar in the Florida Keys. Doug Liman directed 2024’s “Road House,” a new spin on the classic Patrick Swayze movie. The film debuted to a record-breaking 50 million worldwide viewers on Prime Video over its first 2 weekends – the largest movie debut for an Amazon MGM Studios-produced original in the streamer’s history. Plot details are being kept under wraps.
-TheWrap
★ June is Pride month and the Critics Choice Association has announced the date and honorees for its 2nd Annual Celebration of LGBTQ+ Cinema & Television, recognizing outstanding achievements from the LGBTQ+ entertainment community. Emmy-winning actor/comedian Wanda Sykes will receive Career Achievement Award for a wide range of work including “Monster-in-Law”, “Black-ish”, “The Upshaws”, “The Chris Rock Show”, and her 30 years of stand-up comedy. Niecy Nash-Betts, Michael Urie and Bowen Yang will also receive awards. The Show will take place on June 6 in LA.
-Deadline
★ The “Duck Dynasty” reboot is getting a new premiere date in June after previously being set for the end of May. After 8 years off the air, the Robertson family is returning with the brand-new series “Duck Dynasty: The Revival”, which will now debut its 10-episode first season Sunday, June 1, on A&E, and all episodes will premiere on Sundays. The series has already been greenlit for a second season.
-PopCulture
★ Alan Bersten knows what it takes to bring home the Mirrorball trophy. And after Robert Irwin was announced as the first celebrity contestant for “Dancing With the Stars” season 34, the pro dancer told “E!” what he believes could lead him to victory. Quote: “I would tell him to be himself because he’s so personable. He’s going to do so well this season.” Irwin, the son of the late wildlife TV personality Steve Irwin, has some big dance shoes to fill, too. His older sister Bindi won the competition alongside partner Derek Hough 10 years ago.
E!
TODAY’S SHOW BIZ SKED:
• “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (ABC/Global): Ben Affleck, Danny Ricker, Jensen McRae (R)
• “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” (NBC/CTV): Jon Hamm, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Hannah Berner, Paige DeSorbo, Alex Warren (R)
• “Late Night with Seth Meyers” (NBC/CTV): Lizzo, Tim Robinson (R)
• “After Midnight” (CBS/Global): Jen Tullock, Michael Chernus, Sunita Mani (R)
• “The View” (ABC/CTV): Kerry Washington, Omar Sy
• “Today” (NBC): Dolly Parton, Ken Jeong co-hosts
• “GMA3” (ABC): Josh Groban
• “Live with Kelly and Mark” (ABC/CTV): Florence Pugh, Adam DeVine
• “The Kelly Clarkson Show” (Check local listings): Anna Kendrick, Gabriel Luna
• “The Drew Barrymore Show” (Check local listings): Denis Leary, Gabriel Basso, Amanda Warren, Luciane Buchanan, Arienne Mandi
• “Jennifer Hudson Show” (Check local listings): Mike Epps
• “Hollywood Squares” (CBS): Guests include Jo Koy, Vicky Lawrence, Tig Notaro, Russell Peters, Andrew Rannels, Tiffany Haddish and Justin Long.
• “Snatched From the Crib” (LMN): Gabi’s search for her missing, pregnant stepsister takes a chilling turn when she’s found dead and the baby is gone.
SATURDAY:
• “151st Kentucky Derby” (NBC, TSN): “The Greatest Two Minutes in Sports” from Churchill Downs in Louisville KY. Citizen Bull is the 20-1 favorite.
• “NHL Playoffs” (Check local listings): Ottawa @ Toronto; Edmonton @ LA; Colorado @ Dallas; Minnesota @ Vegas (all games if necessary)
• “Saturday Night Live” (NBC): Host Jon Hamm; musical guest Lizzo (R)
SUNDAY:
• “The Equalizer” (CBS): Season 5 finale
• “The Food That Built America” (HIS): Season 6 finale
• “The Walking Dead: Dead City” (AMC): Season 2 premiere
• “TIME100: The World’s Most Influential People” (ABC): Performances from Ed Sheeran and Myles Smith. Snoop Dogg hosts.
BS MUSIC NOTES:
• Katy Perry — has responded to backlash following criticism of her new music, tour, and Blue Origin space flight. She wrote in a social media comment that she’s felt “battered and bruised” but keeps positive by focusing on “what’s real”, and said she draws inspiration from fans when she sees their “faces every night, singing in unison”, and “we are healing each other in a small way”.
• Lorde — has revealed the title and release date of her 4th album, “Virgin.” Out June 27, she described it as “100% written in blood.” Lorde also shared the record’s cover art, showing a blue-tinted x-ray of a pelvis with a zipper going down the middle, a belt buckle in the center and the outline of an IUD. LINK: https://www.lorde.co.nz/
• Kanye West — finally released his “lost” 2022 album “Donda 2” to streaming services on Wednesday, but within hours, it had been taken down. Why? He posted that producers Jahmal “Boogz Da Beast” Gwin and Brian “AllDay” Miller asked that the album be removed over his failure to pay them for their work.
• Michael Bolton — revealed to People that he has glioblastoma, a treatment-resistant brain cancer that was behind the emergency surgery he had 16 months ago. After chemotherapy and radiation treatments ended in October, he chose not to receive a prognosis. The 72-year-old said: “I’ve got a lot to do on the fight side (and) I got a title for a song: ‘Ain’t Going Down Without a Fight.’”
• Avril Lavigne – Not only does she appear on the new Billy Idol song ‘77’, she has also dropped limited edition merchandise to help rebuild a skate shop destroyed by January’s Palisades Fire. Quote: “Paliskates is more than a store—it’s a place where skaters and artists have called home for over 25 years.” LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2yft65cu
• Bono – The trailer has dropped for “Bono: Stories of Surrender”, a documentary where he shares some of the most meaningful stories from his life and career. Or as he says in the clip: “These are the tall tales of a short rock star.” It will premiere May 30 on Apple TV+, and is described as a “vivid reimagining” of the one-man show Bono performed at the Beacon Theatre in New York in 2023. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/c4se9wjw
• Barbra Streisand – has unveiled her new album “The Secret Of Life: Partners, Volume Two”, out June 27. On it, the music legend and Hollywood star duets with Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey and other stars.
• Megan Moroney and Kenny Chesney – They formed a special friendship while touring together last year, and now they’ve collaborated on the upcoming song ‘You Had to Be There’. Moroney shared a short snippet of the tune while also announcing its May 9 release date. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/k73unjr
• Lainey Wilson — has landed her first movie role. The singer and “Yellowstone” star will appear in the upcoming film “Reminders of Him”, based on a book of the same name. No word on her role, but the movie, out Feb. 13, 2026, stars Maika Monroe, Tyriq Withers, Rudy Pankow of “Outer Banks” fame, and Lauren Graham from “Gilmore Girls”.
• Russell Dickerson – teamed up with the Savannah Bananas for an epic TikTok collab. His viral ‘Happen to Me’ dance trend has blown up lately, where he shows off his signature moves everywhere, and with everyone. He and the baseball team got together at Memorial Stadium in Clemson SC to bust out his iconic dance in a way that has people hyped for baseball season and summer concert season all at once. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/3heb85y5
SHOOTING THE BULL
NEW MOVIES THIS WEEK:
• “Thunderbolts” (PG-13, Action/Adventure): Ensnared in a death trap, an unconventional team of antiheroes embarks on a dangerous mission that forces them to confront the darkest corners of their pasts. (Florence Pugh, Sebastian Stan, David Harbour) Tomatometer: 88%
• “Rust” (Rating TBA, Western, limited): A 13-year-old, left to fend for himself and his brother after their parents’ death, is taken on a journey to old Mexico by his grandfather after being sentenced to hang for an accidental killing. (Alec Baldwin, Travis Fimmel, Frances Fisher) No Tomatometer rating
• “The Surfer” (R, Thriller/Drama): A man revisits his childhood beach to surf with his son. Humiliated by locals, he becomes entangled in an escalating conflict that pushes him to his limits. (Nicolas Cage, Julian McMahon) Tomatometer: 88%
• “Salvable” (R. Drama, Limited): An ageing boxer struggles to escape the grasp of a small town while battling a fractured relationship with his teenage daughter. (Shia LaBeouf, Toby Kebbell) No Tomatometer rating
A NIGHT OUT, IN:
You’ve heard of a “staycation”? Now, welcome to the age of going “out on the town at home”. A new survey shows that these days, people much prefer to enjoy a night IN with guests, rather than going out. The survey of 2,000 Americans found, of those who have a preference, 72% would pick staying in with friends, while just 28% prefer a night out. And half said this change in attitude came in the past few years. In addition to the fact that the home might provide a more comfortable environment (according to 65%), 53% said hosting at home is a good way to save money, and 47% said it’s easier to hear each other. Other top benefits to hosting at home cited by respondents, in order of popularity, included avoiding crowds, having more control over ambiance, food, drinks, and entertainment, and not having to get dressed up.
(Plus this: No lineup at the restroom. Bazinga!)
(Yeah, in the last few years, I came realize that hosting at home is better too. Mostly because when my neck starts to transform into a noodle at about 9:30, I’d much rather be 15 feet from my bed, than 15 feet from a dance floor!)
-SWNS
NEWS OF THE WEIRD:
➢ A British man who paid more than $26,000 to replace his stolen car discovered he had actually bought his own vehicle back. Ewan Valentine discovered on Feb. 28 that his black Honda Civic Type-R had been stolen from its overnight parking space. He decided to replace the car with a nearly-identical vehicle, and posted: “Sure enough, I found one for sale. Same color, same year, same custom exhaust system.” The plates and VIN were different from his stolen vehicle, so he went ahead and bought it. But after he noticed some familiar-looking snack wrappers in the console, he decided to check the car’s GPS – and discovered it had previously been to his house – and his parents’ house. A Honda dealership confirmed the VIN was fake, and it was indeed his car. Valentine said he does not believe the garage that sold him the car knew it was stolen. (Imagine that! Your snacks solving the case before police do!)
➢ A man had to be rescued from a mountain in Japan twice in 4 days – after he returned to search for his cell phone. The climber, a 27-year-old Chinese student living in Japan, was airlifted with altitude sickness from near the peak of Mount Fuji after making an emergency call on April 22 due to symptoms of altitude sickness. On the 26th, he returned to the mountain’s Fujinomiya trail, about 10,000 feet above sea level, to search for his phone and other belongings that he had left behind when he was rescued. It was there that another climber found him unable to move with symptoms of altitude sickness, again. (I guess he would have made another emergency call, but – well, you know…!)
-UPI, Fox
FUNNIEST TWEETS OF THE WEEK FROM WOMEN:
⇒ Thought I was grown so I got me a Costco membership. Then I tried to shop there by myself. I was terrified. Who needs that many chicken nuggets? – gabbyside
⇒ whenever I see other people acting confident I always think “wow they’re really committing to the bit” — aparnapkin
⇒ My seat neighbor is very nosey so I’m typing this with the hope she takes a hint and minds her business. – feministajones
⇒ Sorry I’m late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app. – laura.muscionico
⇒ Coworker on the phone just said “h as in hotdog” – bvtterbean
⇒ The annoying thing about being a woman is that you have to wear your makeup every day or never. If you take one day off, people think you’re dying. – ginnyhogan
⇒ I called my mom twice and then ominously texted her: “Call me” without further explanation just so the roles reverse for once. – lilmsawkward
⇒ 911, what’s your emergency? “I forgot I had a sunburn and scratched my shoulder” — Marl
-HuffPost
DID YOU KNOW?
According to a trial lawyer and podcaster, there are 2 words that are “dead giveaways” that someone is telling a lie – and he knows how to get them to confess. On a recent episode of “Diary of a CEO”, Jefferson Fisher shared that when people are trying to hide the truth, they often rely on absolutes, like “never” or “always”. He used the example of someone claiming they never text when they drive. According to Fisher, extremes like “always” and “never” are a “dead giveaway that they’re usually not telling the truth,” Jefferson said. To catch a liar, he advises you slowly repeat the question, to which the person will likely say: “Well, I mean sometimes I do.” (Aha! Your honor, let the record show that the accused just admitted that he sometimes, always, never, texts while driving!))
-NYPost
BS CHRONOMETER 05.02.25
TODAY’S BS REASONS TO PARTY . . .
• “Brothers and Sisters Day!”, a day to let siblings know you care. (Or maybe to add up all the times you got ratted on, had your hair pulled or your dessert stolen … and get even!)
• “Play Your Ukulele Day”, when you’re encouraged to play a ukulele, share your ukulele, and teach someone else how to play. (What’s the difference between a ukulele and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.)
• “Life Insurance Day”, the anniversary of the day life insurance became available in the United States in 1759. (They say that life insurance is like fun: The older you get, the more it costs…)
• “Truffle Day”, celebrating the chocolate confectionery traditionally made with a chocolate ganache center coated in chocolate, icing, cocoa powder, and chopped nuts or coconut.
• “No Pants Day”, the perfect excuse to…well, you know. Go about your normal routine and act as normal as possible, as if nothing is odd about not wearing pants. Why? We’re not quite sure. But as you may have guessed, the idea came from a group of college students. (University of Texas at Austin).
• “International Tuba Day”, to celebrate the musical instrument that seems to get no respect, and to recognize tubists around-the-world who struggle with the ‘weight and size of their instrument’.
• “World Tuna Day”, not to encourage us to eat more tuna fish, but to bring attention to this valuable species threatened by demand for its meat, mostly in the form of canned tuna and sushi.
• “Fire Day”. What’s your celebration plan? Of course, there are many interesting things you could do, such as:
⇒ Fire up the grill.
⇒ Light a match under someone.
⇒ Sing ‘Ring of Fire’.
⇒ Install Firefox.
⇒ Watch “Chicago Fire”. (I don’t even want to know how my boss plans to celebrate!)
SATURDAY:
• “Beer Pong Day”, first organized at The University of Arizona in Tucson. It’s a celebration of the most-popular game in college dorms everywhere.
• “Free Comic Book Day”, held on the first Saturday in May, when participating comic book shops give away comic books absolutely free to anyone who comes in.
• “Two Different Colored Shoes Day”. Celebrate your uniqueness and put it on display today. Wear 2 different colored shoes, and see where they take you. (I think [***afternoon guy***] celebrates this a few times every month…)
• “Wordsmith Day. Just one more excuse for miscellaneous merriment. How scintillating, yet somehow egregious…
• “Paranormal Day”, a day for all paranormal enthusiasts to get together and share their unique experiences with each other. Seminars and readings are scheduled worldwide. (Personally, I would hold this on Oct. 31. Maybe have a pair o’ paranormal days?)
• “Specially-Abled Pets Day”, begun in 2006 to educate the public about caring for disabled pets and to find homes for orphaned and physically-challenged animals.
• “World Press Freedom Day”, created by the UN to recognize the value of freedom of expression and the sacrifices journalists have made to attain this freedom.
• “International Space Day”, dedicated to the extraordinary achievements, benefits, and opportunities in the exploration of space. The goal is to promote math, science, technology, and engineering education in young people, in hopes of inspiring them to pursue a career in science or space-related jobs.
• “Garden Meditation Day”, a day to let go of your concerns, and center your full attention on a garden, even if it’s just for a few minutes. (Maybe meditate about when you’re going to get around to weeding?)
SUNDAY:
• “Intergalactic Star Wars Day”, an unofficial holiday celebrating the Star Wars media franchise. Why today? Because of the painful pun: “May the 4th be with you” (ouch!). Even though the holiday was not created by Lucasfilm, it has been embraced by the company, and parent company Disney, as an annual celebration of Star Wars.
• “International Firefighters’ Day”, to recognize the efforts of those brave hearts who risk their lives to keep us safe. (And the job consistently picked in polls as ‘Sexiest Profession’.) LINK: www.firefightersday.org
• “Petite & Proud Day”, for all people under 5’4″ who are tired of derogatory comments about their size. It’s all about celebrating your lack of height and the advantages it brings. Famous names 5’4″ and under include: Amy Poehler, Eva Longoria, Natalie Portman, Michael J Fox, Reese Witherspoon, Dolly Parton and Bruno Mars. (And, we suspect, Danny DeVito…)
• “Relationship Renewal Day”, a day to forget the old problems and celebrate your relationship making it through yet another year. Couples are encouraged to congratulate one another … and themselves.
• “National Day of Reason”, a secular celebration for humanists, atheists, and other secularists and freethinkers, in response to the National Day of Prayer.
• “Respect For Chickens Day”, promoting compassionate and respectful treatment of domestic fowl. Advocacy group United Poultry Concerns asks us to celebrate the beauty and dignity of chickens and protest the bleakness of their lives in farming operations. LINK: www.upc-online.org
• “National Orange Juice Day”. When someone mentions Vitamin C, you probably picture a glass of orange juice. OJ has more nutrients than virtually any other fruit juice. If you want maximum goodness, drink it with the pulp in. (If you don’t, have a screwdriver!)
• “Anti-Bullying Day”, as declared by the UN, when people wear a pink shirt to symbolize a stand against bullying. It originated in Canada, and is now celebrated on various dates around the world.
TODAY’S CELEBIRTHDAYS . . .
1950 [75] Lou Gramm (Louis Grammatico), Rochester NY, classic rock singer (‘Midnight Blue’, Foreigner-Cold as Ice’, ‘I Want to Know What Love Is’)/Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (with Foreigner) 2024
1952 [73] Christine Baranski, Buffalo NY, TV actress (‘Diane Lockhart’ on “The Good Wife” 2009-16)/movie actress (“Mamma Mia!”)
1955 [70] Donatella Versace, Reggio di Calabria, Italy, fashion designer-businesswoman (founder & Chief Creative Officer, Versace Group)/model/plastic surgery victim/sister of the late Gianni Versace
1972 [53] Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Hayward CA, movie actor (“Fast & Furious” films, “San Andreas”, Jumanji” films)/6’5”, 272-lb WWE wrestler (1996-2004, part-time since 2011) COMING UP… “The Smashing Machine” 2025
1975 [50] David Beckham, London England, retired soccer star (Paris Saint-Germain, LA Galaxy, Real Madrid, Manchester United)/married to Victoria (Adams) Beckham since 1999
1980 [45] Ellie Kemper, Kansas City MO, TV actress (‘Kimmy’ in “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” 2015-19, “The Office” 2009-13)/movie actress (“Bridesmaids”, “21 Jump Street”)
1985 [40] Lily Allen (Cooper), London England, pop singer (‘Somewhere Only We Know’, ‘Smile’)/movie actress (“How to Build a Girl”)/married to David Harbour since 2020
1985 [40] Kyle Busch, Las Vegas NV, NASCAR driver (most wins in all 3 of NASCAR’s national touring series combined, with 232/brother of Kurt Busch
2015 [10] Princess Charlotte (Charlotte Elizabeth Diana), London England, British Royal (Princess of Cambridge)/third in line to the throne (The second child and only daughter of Prince William and Princess Catherine)
SATURDAY- Frankie Valli (The Four Seasons) is 91; Christopher Cross (‘Arthur’s Theme’ is 74; Amy Ryan (“The Office”) is 56; Bobby Cannavale (“Boardwalk Empire”) is 55; John Driskell Hopkins (Zac Brown Band) is 54; Christina Hendricks (“Mad Men”) is 50; Eric Church (‘Record Year’) is 48; Cheryl Burke (“Dancing With the Stars”) is 41; pro golfer Brooks Koepka is 35
SUNDAY- Richard Jenkins (“The Shape of Water”) is 78; Mick Mars (ex-Mötley Crüe) is 74; Randy Travis (‘Forever & Ever Amen’) is 66; Will Arnett (“Arrested Development”) is 55; Mike Dirnt (Green Day) is 53; Erin Andrews (“Fox NFL”) is 47; Lance Bass (‘NSYNC) is 46; pro golfer Rory McIlroy is 36
ON THIS DAY . . .
2011 [14] Osama bin Laden, the suspected mastermind behind the September 11 attacks and the FBI’s most wanted man, is killed by a team of US Navy SEALs in Pakistan.
THIS DAY IN SHOW BIZ . . .
1997 [28] The ‘James Bond’ spoof “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”, starring Mike Myers, hits theaters. It spawns 2 sequels (and a rumored 3rd…) Yeah, baby!
2008 [17] The first film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, “Iron Man”, starring Robert Downey Jr., is released.
TODAY’S MUSIC EVENTS . . .
2009 [16] The TV series “Jonas”, starring the Jonas Brothers, debuts on the Disney Channel. It runs for 2 seasons.
2010 [15] A flood damages the Grand Ole Opry House and Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville. John Fogerty, Brad Paisley, Vince Gill and Keith Urban are among those who lose guitars and other equipment.
TODAY’S FIRST . . .
2000 [25] US President Bill Clinton announces that GPS access will no longer be restricted to the US military. (Now it’s in your phone, in your car, it’s everywhere!)
BULL’S BITS
BS WHACK FACTS:
✓ People get “hangry” because it’s harder to control emotions when the brain is low on glucose.
✓ ‘Spam’ email got its name from the canned meat after a Monty Python skit made fun of Spam as tasting “horrible and being ubiquitous and inescapable.”
✓ Ravens in captivity can learn to talk better than parrots can.
✓ Teflon is the only known material to which geckos are unable to stick.
✓ Cocktails became popular during prohibition when juices were added to bootleg liquor to disguise the taste of ingredients such as dead rat and wood tar.
✓ In the remote Norwegian community of Svalbard, it is illegal to die.
-KickassFacts, TheFactSite
Best of BS . . .
BS SIGNS YOU’RE NOT 18 ANYMORE:
• You have a favorite grocery store.
• Instead of wings, Red Bull just gives you heartburn.
• You consider ibuprofen the fifth food group.
• Your marijuana actually IS medicinal.
• You find teenagers freakin’ annoying!
• All your favorite TV shows are being “rebooted.”
• You’re happy your plans got cancelled.
• You don’t recognize half the names on this year’s Coachella lineup.
• Your friends are having babies on purpose.
• When someone calls you after 9pm, you think it’s an emergency.
• Farts start becoming less trustworthy.
-Twitter, first published in BS in 2018
TODAY’S SCOOP OF BS:
➠ Khloe Kardashian is hinting at Rob Kardashian’s return to “The Kardashians”, following his rare Easter appearance with the family. (Well, it’s official. I genuinely cannot keep up with the Kardashians!)
➠ A clothing company says it has developed a shirt that can be worn 100 days straight without developing any odors. (Now, it’s just a matter of introducing it to the guys who work at GameStop!)
➠ This week in 1789, George Washington was sworn in as first president of the United States. (He’s the only president who never blamed all the problems of the country on the previous administration!)
➠ Amazon Prime is raising its annual subscription price from $119 to $139. (Which seems horrible — until you remember what it feels like to buy a 24-pack of double ply toilet paper and are forced to make eye-contact with the cashier…)
➠ The NFL Draft wrapped up on Saturday. (Per tradition, it was broadcast on the NFL Network…and Court TV!)
BS WEB GOODIE:
Too much – even for a Friday? https://tinyurl.com/3ph5w2pv
BS RANDOM JOKE:
A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips…
☎ BS PHONE STARTER:
What’s your best “and then it got even worse” story?
BS WATER COOLER QUESTION:
Nearly 80% of people admit they refuse to do THIS alone. What is it?
Answer: Watch a scary movie
BS DEEP THOUGHT:
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
