Friday, May 16, 2025 — Edition: #7954
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BS SHOW BIZ BUZZ:
★ Nickelodeon has announced the nominees for the 2025 Kids’ Choice Awards. Leading the pack with 4 noms each are Ariana Grande, Lady Gaga, Kendrick Lamar, and Selena Gomez. They’re followed by Jack Black, Dwayne Johnson, and Jelly Roll, with 3 each. First-time nominees include Gracie Abrams, Zach Bryan, Cynthia Erivo, Doechii, Chappell Roan, Shaboozey, Shohei Ohtani, and Florence Pugh. Tyla will host the Kids’ Choice Awards, airing live on June 21.
-Deadline
★ Former “Dancing With the Stars” host Tom Bergeron is back to hosting dancing — but now with sharks. He’ll be hosting “Dancing With Sharks”. You heard that right. The “DWS” special will feature prominently in the Discovery Channel’s upcoming annual “Shark Week 2025.” Bergeron’s show will feature “the ultimate underwater thrill…an unprecedented dance competition between expert divers and their shark partners,” according to a release. Just like “DWTS,” there will be professional choreography. But with DWS, that training will come from a “world-class underwater choreographer.”
-USAToday
★ Gary Sinise might be retiring from acting — for good. The “Forest Gump” actor has been through a lot in his personal life after losing his son, Mac, to cancer in 2024. He said to People: “Something may come along and it’ll be right”, but these days, he prefers to be around his family, and “Since losing Mac, I hold my daughters a lot tighter. You think about the things that are really important.”
-Parade
★ Netflix is adding to its growing lineup of competition shows by rebooting “Star Search”, the old Ed McMahon-hosted talent show that was in syndication from 1983-95. The new version will spotlight performers in music, dance and variety/comedy. Kids will also be able to compete. Episodes will air twice weekly, with each live stream to include voting that will let the viewers determine which contestants move forward.
-Deadline
★ Adam Sandler took a moment to share a meaningful—and hilarious—goodbye to an iconic figure, paying tribute to Morris the alligator who starred in “Happy Gilmore”. Morris recently died at the Colorado Gator Farm. Sandler shared a still from the film on Instagram, and wrote: “Goodbye, Morris. We are all gonna miss you. You could be hard on directors, make-up artists, costumers – really anyone with arms or legs – but I know you did it for the ultimate good of the film.” He went on for several more sentences in similar style. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/nhh948b8
-Parade
TODAY’S SHOW BIZ SKED:
• “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (ABC/Global): Barry Keoghan, Luenell, I’m With Her (R)
• “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” (NBC/CTV): Nate Bargatze, Lorraine Bracco, Shakira, Wyclef Jean (R)
• “Late Night with Seth Meyers” (NBC/CTV): Anna Wintour, A$AP Rocky, Benito Skinner (R)
• “After Midnight” (CBS/Global): Mayan Lopez, Jerry O’Connell, Aida Rodriguez (R)
• “The View” (ABC/CTV): Lorraine Bracco
• “Today” (NBC):Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Trisha Yearwood, Queen Latifah
• “GMA3” (ABC): Stanley Tucci
• “Live with Kelly and Mark” (ABC/CTV): Alexander Skarsgård, Howie Mandel
• “The Kelly Clarkson Show” (Check local listings): Kyle Cooke, Lindsay Hubbard, Blake Shelton
• “The Drew Barrymore Show” (Check local listings): Chefs compete to create the ultimate meal using three of the trendiest food categories of the year (R)
• “Jennifer Hudson Show” (Check local listings): Cedric the Entertainer, Kali Uchis
• “Grosse Pointe Garden Society” (NBC): Season 1 finale
• “Shark Tank” (ABC): Season 16 finale
• “NHL Playoffs” (SN, CBC, ESPN): Game #6: Toronto @ Florida
• “NBA Playoffs” (TNT, TSN): Game #6: Boston @ New York
SATURDAY:
• “PGA Championship” (ESPN, CBS): From Quail Hollow Club, Charlotte, NC
• “I Was Honey Boo Boo” (Lifetime): Alana Thompson becomes a child star after appearing in “Toddlers & Tiaras” and “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” But her world is turned upside down when family scandals and legal troubles places her in the care of her older sister.
• “Saturday Night Live” (NBC): Season 50 finale. Host Scarlett Johansson; musical guest Bad Bunny
• “NHL Playoffs” (SN, CBC, ESPN): Game #6: Winnipeg @ Dallas; Washington @ Carolina (both if necessary)
SUNDAY:
• “Suits LA” (NBC): Series finale
• “American Idol” (NBC): Season 23 finale
• “Call the Midwife” (PBS): Season 14 finale
• “Naked and Afraid: Last One Standing” (DSC): Season 3 premiere
• “NHL Playoffs” (SN, CBC, ESPN): Florida @ Toronto (if necessary)
• “NBA Playoffs” (ABC, TSN) Game #7: Denver @ Oklahoma (if necessary)
BS MUSIC NOTES:
• Rihanna — Paramount Pictures released a trailer for the upcoming “Smurfs” movie, and it includes the new Riri song ‘Friend of Mine’. It’ll be included on the soundtrack, which arrives today. The film, out July 18, includes the voices of Nick Offerman, Natasha Lyonne, Daniel Levy, Amy Sedaris, and many more. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/mr483698
• Taylor Swift — Swifties are convinced she’s planning to announce “Reputation (Taylor’s Version)” at the 2025 AMAs on May 26. The supposed clue? Her online store now covertly spells out “AMAs” in its menu: Apparel, Music, Accessories and Sale.
• Liam Payne – His final TV series, Netflix’s “Building the Band”, will debut this summer with the late One Direction star as guest judge. Netflix greenlit and wrapped the show prior to Payne’s death in Oct., and consulted with the singer’s family over whether to proceed.
• Oasis – Their manager has shot down the hopes of many fans, saying: “there’s no plan for any new music”. Alec McKinlay quote: “This is very much the last time around, as Noel’s made clear in the press.” He also claimed the group could have sold out 8 nights at the 82,500-capacity MetLife stadiums in New York in a single day, if they wanted to.
• Bruce Springsteen – has released ‘Repo Man’, the first song off of his unreleased country album “Somewhere North of Nashville”. He recorded it at the same time he was making 1995’s “The Ghost of Tom Joad”. The country album will drop June 27, as part of “Tracks II: The Lost Albums”. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/4j9d7kj4
• Nine Inch Nails — Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross have announced plans for a new music festival dedicated to showcasing some of the film world’s acclaimed soundtrack composers. The Future Ruins festival will take place in LA on November 8. Performers include Reznor and Ross, John Carpenter, Danny Elfman, and “Joker” composer Hildur Guðnadóttir.
• Steve Perry & Willie Nelson – Have released a reimagined version of Journey’s 1983 hit ‘Faithfully’. The song was recorded in celebration of the 40th anniversary of Farm Aid. They have also dropped an animated music video. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/t9bk658p
• Jelly Roll – made what he’s calling the “biggest announcement of my career”. He told fans he’s been approved to travel to England for a pair of shows in London. That’s a big deal for him, given his criminal history. The London dates are set for Sept. 7 and 8. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/yhz86njr
• Luke Bryan, Keith Urban and Thomas Rhett – Starting May 21, fans will have the chance to buy $30 tickets to more than 1,000 shows by those 3 artists, and dozens of others. It’s part of Live Nation’s Ticket to Summer promo, which also involves shows by Dierks Bentley, HARDY, Little Big Town, Willie Nelson, and more. LINK: LiveNation.com/TickettoSummer .
SHOOTING THE BULL
NEW MOVIES THIS WEEK:
• “Final Destination Bloodlines” (R, Horror): Plagued by a recurring violent nightmare, a college student returns home to find the one person who can break the cycle and save her family. (Tony Todd, Kaitlyn Santa Juana, Brec Bassinger) Tomatometer: 95%
• “Hurry Up Tomorrow” (R, Mystery/Thriller): A musician plagued by insomnia is pulled into an odyssey with a stranger who begins to unravel the very core of his existence. (Abel “The Weeknd” Tesfaye, Jenna Ortega, Barry Keoghan) No Tomatometer rating
• “The Ruse” (R, Mystery/Thriller): An in-home caregiver fears for her life after being assigned to a mysterious elderly patient in a remote seaside home. (Veronica Cartwright, Madelyn Dundon, Michael Steger) No Tomatometer
HAIR, CARE, AND FLAIRBNB:
Airbnb has expanded its app to offer a wide range of local services – so now you can order up everything from a hairdresser, a massage, a private chef to a fitness trainer or photographer. In its effort to better compete with hotels, the platform has introduced bookable experiences and services in more than 260 cities worldwide – and you don’t even have to be a traveler to place an order. The idea is to make the app useful whether you’re at home or away. Airbnb is rolling out 10 new service categories, including hairdressers and caterers – but also experiences like horseback riding and museum tours. Airbnb said the move is based on user feedback—and it also meets the needs of hosts, many of whom already rely on cleaning and handyman services. The app has been redesigned to recommend services near your home — or wherever you’re staying, making it more of an everyday lifestyle tool than just a travel companion.
(So, finally, I can get the second “b” in their name [“Breakfast”] – but I have to hire a private chef to do it?)
(That’s great! Now I can book a cleaner so the host doesn’t charge me extra for not cleaning the room! Wait, what?)
-TechBook
NEWS OF THE WEIRD:
➢ A traffic camera in a Swiss town was triggered by a speed-limit-breaking duck – 7 years to the day after the same thing happened in the same spot — at the exact same speed. The Municipality of Koeniz said on social media that the speed camera was triggered April 13, and captured an image of a male duck traveling at 32mph in a 12mph zone. A similar-looking duck triggered the same camera on April 13, 2018, at the same speed. Officials speculated the 2 photos could show the same bird returning to the scene of his original traffic crime for a repeat offense. (Of COUSE he was speeding. At 12mph, he’d need a week to leave town!)
➢ A team of Purdue University students built a robot that can solve a Rubik’s cube in a record-breaking .103 seconds. The group of students at Purdue’s Elmore Family School of Electrical and Computer Engineering in West Lafayette IN met through a co-op program and got together to design their puzzle-solving bot, which they dubbed “Purdubik’s Cube.” In an article, one team member pointed out that while their machine can solve the puzzle in 103 milliseconds, “a human blink takes about 200 to 300 milliseconds. So, before you even realize it’s moving, we’ve solved it.” The previous record was .305 seconds — or 305 milliseconds. (Yeah? I bet I can still peel and move the stickers faster than it can!) LINK: https://tinyurl.com/jjzw45k7
-UPI
FUNNIEST TWEETS OF THE WEEK FROM WOMEN:
⇒ Why is it called a catcall? I can’t think of any other animal less likely to call you. – ariel_comedy
⇒ Cauliflower rice is interesting, because it’s not as good as regular rice, but also not as good as cauliflower – ginnyhogan
⇒ Never a dull moment? How about just a few. Please – Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.
⇒ Everyone’s gangsta until they try to put a dollar in a vending machine — Kellalena
⇒ welcome to college. where every single person is smarter than u except for the 3 people in ur group project – kateinwords
⇒ For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier – Emily Andras
⇒ I love to address people by their name during conversations. It’s how I remind them I know things about them. Like their name. – Rosie
⇒ just saw two women crying and hugging in the locker room at planet fitness and then i heard one of them say, “I’m brittany by the way” – emily may
-HuffPost
DID YOU KNOW?
If you’re a walnut lover, you’ll be happy to know that this Saturday is “Walnut Day”. And you’ll be doubly happy to know that according to recent research, grabbing a handful of walnuts with breakfast might sharpen your thinking. But don’t expect an immediate memory boost. Scientists at the University of Reading did find that eating walnuts in the morning led to faster reaction times on complex thinking tasks throughout the day. Memory benefits, however, only appeared 6 hours after consumption. (So, if I eat walnuts now, I might finally understand my taxes by dinnertime?)
-StudyFinds
BS CHRONOMETER 05.16.25
TODAY’S BS REASONS TO PARTY . . .
• “Bike to Work Day”, encouraging us to cycle to work, and to raise awareness of cyclists as they commute to and from work each day. (Current gas prices are all the encouragement I need . . .)
• “Biographers Day”, a great day to start reading or writing a biography. What would you call yours?
• “Love a Tree Day”, for tree-huggers everywhere. Trees are a good thing. They give us shade, comfort and shelter. They give off oxygen, too.
• “Mimosa Day”, celebrating the cocktail traditionally made with equal parts chilled orange juice and champagne, and served in a flute. It was originally created in 1925 at the Ritz Hotel in Paris.
• “Piercing Day”, a ‘Hole-y Holiday’ celebrating the practice of puncturing or cutting a part of the human body to create an opening in which jewelry can be worn. (You need another piercing like you need another hole in your head!)
• “International Day of Light”, the anniversary of the first successful operation of the laser in 1960 by physicist/engineer Theodore Maiman. The day celebrates the role light plays in science, culture and art, education, and sustainable development. This year’s theme: “Light, Innovation, Society”. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/mukux4h7
• “Wear Something Purple for Peace Day”, the first ‘intergalactic holiday’, as declared by a group called ‘The Moderns’, whose goal is to make the world a peaceful place and thereby encourage alien species to make contact.
• “Sea Monkey Day”, celebrating the amazing pet that comes alive when placed in water. ‘Sea-Monkeys’ is the brand name for brine shrimp sold in hatching kits as novelty aquarium pets in the US, Canada, and the UK since 1960.
• “Pizza Party Day”. Don’t question it. Just go with it…
• “Endangered Species Day”, to become educated about threats to species, success stories in species recovery, and the opportunity to promote species conservation. (Is the concept of ‘civil discourse’ considered an ‘endangered species’?)
• “NASCAR Day”, a celebration of NASCAR drivers, celebrities, corporate partners, media, and fans coming together to raise fund for charitable causes. Here are some BS FAKE NASCAR FACTS:
• Each time a driver passes ‘Go’, he collects $200.
• Drivers have the option of turning right.
• Every driver’s middle name is “Cooter”.
• All vehicle logos are ‘scratch and sniff’.
• You don’t watch it just for the crashes.
• Most of the jumpsuits worn by drivers are available at The Gap.
• It is possible to recreate the Daytona 500 at home by putting your dinky car collection into the toilet and flushing.
• Every car used in NASCAR races is an EV.
• Most drivers saved 15% or more on their car insurance by switching to Geico.
• It’s also fun to watch sober.
SATURDAY:
• “Pack Rat Day”, celebrating those who squirrel away all kinds of ‘stuff’. What’s the oddest thing you have, that you refuse to throw away? (But I might need those old soup cans someday!)
• “World Hypertension Day”, an annual observance to highlight the fact that stroke, heart, and kidney diseases caused by high blood pressure are preventable.
• “World Telecommunications Day”, a UN observance since 1969. The goal now is to raise awareness of the benefits that internet and other communication technologies can bring to societies and economies that don’t have it. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/34cmszb9
• “Pinot Grigio Day”. If you’ve never had this fine wine and want to know how it tastes, it’s been described as having a lighter-bodied flavor, with punchy acidity, and flavors of lemons, limes, green apples and honeysuckle. (…and it pairs well with MORE!)
• “Cherry Cobbler Day”, dedicated to the delicious tart dessert that many enjoy with ice cream.
• “Walnut Day”. Some Fun Walnut Facts:
⇒ Walnuts are the oldest known tree food, dating back to 10,000 BC!
⇒ 99% of the commercial US supply and 2/3 of the world trade of walnuts come from California.
⇒ Walnuts have always been considered important for their medicinal properties, including curing bad breath, reducing inflammation, and healing wounds.
⇒ The Greeks called walnuts ‘karyon’, meaning “head,” because the shell resembles a human skull and the walnut kernel itself looks like a brain! (***See “Did You Know”, above***)
SUNDAY:
• “Visit Your Relatives Day”, a day to renew relationships with seldom-seen relatives. Uh, maybe there’s a reason they are seldom seen?
• “No Dirty Dishes Day”. If nothing else, it’s a convenient excuse to order delivery…3 times.
• “HIV Vaccine Awareness Day”, promoting the continued urgent need for a vaccine to prevent HIV infection and AIDS.
• “Cheese Soufflé Day”, when we can all enjoy a little of this French delight. The word soufflé is the past participle of the French verb ‘souffler’, which means “to blow up” or “puff up.” Combine egg whites with custard, and it’ll puff up into a fine, golden soufflé when baked.
• “Speech Pathologist Day”. The field began growth in the 1920’s as professionals focused on treating soldiers returning from war. Now, you’ll find them in hospitals, rehabilitation facilities, nursing homes, schools, early intervention settings, universities and private practices. Today, we recognize their awesome work.
• “International Museum Day”, established in 1977 by the International Council of Museums to draw attention to the world’s museums, no matter how large, small, or strange. Here are some truly odd ones:
– Air Sickness Bag Virtual Museum LINK: airsicknessbags.com
– Amsterdam Tattoo Museum (Amsterdam, Netherlands)
– Sulabh International Museum of Toilets (New Delhi, India)
– Bata Shoe Museum (Toronto ON)
– Burnt Food Museum (Arlington MA) LINK: burntfoodmuseum.com
– Canadian Canoe Museum (Peterborough ON) LINK: https://canoemuseum.ca/
– Burlesque Hall of Fame Museum (Las Vegas NV)
– Leila’s Hair Museum (Independence MO)
– International UFO Museum & Research Center (Roswell NM)
– LeRoy House & Jell-O Gallery (LeRoy NY)
– Museum of Bad Art (Boston MA)
– The Museum of Dirt (Boston MA)
– The Museum of Soap and History of Dirt (Bydgoszcz, Poland)
– National Museum of Funeral History (Houston TX)
– Riceworld (Los Banos, Philippines)
– Cup Noodles Museum (Osaka, Japan)
– Insectarium de Montréal (Montréal QC)
– Vodka Museum (Moscow, Russia), with over 50,000 bottles on display. Visitors are offered 10 different types to taste (Then, they are poured home…)
MONDAY:
• “Victoria Day” in Canada, commemorating the birth of Queen Victoria (May 24, 1819), who reigned from 1837-1901. Although celebration of her birthday in Canada began in 1845, “Victoria Day” originated in 1901, after her death. Since 1952, it has been celebrated on the Monday preceding May 25th.
• “Boys & Girls Club Day”, saluting the efforts of those who create and maintain facilities for safe recreational activities for young people, which help teach values and citizenship.
• “Devil’s Food Cake Day”, enjoyed by chocolate cake lovers around the world. It differs from a regular chocolate cake by its darker color, and it tends to be more moist and airy (but it’s never around here long enough to notice that…)
• “World IBD Awareness Day”, to bring together those affected by Crohn’s and Colitis, as well as their friends and family members, and even those who knew nothing about them, in order to increase awareness.
• “May Ray Day”, a day for getting outside, soaking up the sun’s rays, and celebrating the warmer weather. May is the last full month of spring in the Northern Hemisphere, when it’s starting to warm up pretty nicely, but it’s not yet so scorching hot that you can’t stand being outside. (The mosquitos, however, are another thing entirely…)
• “Accounting Day”, to promote the profession and provide an opportunity for networking among accountants in public practice, industry, and government.
BS ACCOUNTANT JOKES:
☞ How can you tell if an accountant is extroverted? He looks at YOUR shoes while he’s talking to you, instead of his own.
☞ Why do accountants look forward to the weekend? Because they can wear casual clothes to work.
☞ If an accountant’s wife can’t sleep, what does she say? “Darling, tell me about your work.”
☞ What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? The accountant knows he’s boring.
TODAY’S CELEBIRTHDAYS . . .
1944 [81] Danny Trejo, Los Angeles CA, movie actor (“Machete”, “Grindhouse”)/TV actor (“Sons of Anarchy” 2011-12)
1946 [79] Robert Fripp, Dorset England, prog-rock guitarist (King Crimson-‘The Court of the Crimson King), session player and collaborator with David Bowie, Blondie, Peter Gabriel, Talking Heads…/married to actress Toyah Willcox, his co-host of the viral YouTube series “Toyah and Robert’s Sunday Lunch”
1953 [72] Pierce Brosnan, Drogheda Ireland, movie actor (‘James Bond’ in “Die Another Day”, “Mamma Mia!”)/TV actor (“Remington Steele” 1982-87)
1955 [70] Debra Winger, Cleveland Heights OH, movie actress (“An Officer and a Gentleman”, “Terms of Endearment”)/TV actress (“The Ranch” 2016-20)
1965 [60] Krist Novoselic, Compton CA, rock bassist (Nirvana-‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’)
1966 [59] Janet Jackson, Gary IN, pop singer (‘Rhythm Nation’, ‘Control’)/sister of Michael Jackson
1969 [56] Tucker Carlson, San Francisco CA, former TV host-commentator (“Tucker Carlson Tonight” 2016-23)/currently hosting “Tucker” on X
1969 [56] David Boreanaz, Buffalo NY, TV actor (“SEAL Team” 2017-24, “Bones” 2005-2017, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” 1997-2003)
1973 [52] Tori Spelling, Los Angeles CA, TV actress (“Beverly Hills 90210” 1990-2000, “Tori & Dean: Inn Love” 2008-2010, “BH90210″, 2019)/married to Dean McDermott 2006-24
1977 [48] Melanie Lynskey, New Plymouth NZ, TV actress (‘Rose’ on “Two and a Half Men” 2003-2015, “Yellowjackets” since 2021)/married to Jason Ritter
1986 [39] Megan Fox, Rockwood TN, movie actress (“Jennifer’s Body”, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” movies, “Transformers” films)/TV actress (“New Girl” 2016-17)
SATURDAY- Former pro boxer “Sugar” Ray Leonard is 69; Enya (‘Orinoco Flow’) is 64; Craig Ferguson (“The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson”) is 63; Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) is 60; Alan Doyle (Great Big Sea) is 56; Jordan Knight (New Kids On the Block) is 55; Josh Homme (Queens Of the Stone Age) is 52; Derek Hough (“Dancing With the Stars”) is 40; Nikki Reed (“Twilight”) is 37
SUNDAY- Reggie Jackson (MLB’s “Mr. October”) is 79; George Strait (‘All My Ex’s Live in Texas’) is 73; Martika (‘Toy Soldiers’) is 56; Tina Fey (“30 Rock”) is 55; Teresa Giudice (“The Real Housewives of New Jersey”) is 53; Jack Johnson (‘Sitting, Waiting, Wishing’) is 50; David Nail (‘Whatever She’s Got’) is 46; Allen Leech (“Downton Abbey”) is 44; model Luisana Lopilato (married to Michael Bublé) is 38
THIS DAY IN SHOW BIZ . . .
1986 [39] “Top Gun” premieres, directed by Tony Scott and starring Tom Cruise. (The sequel, “Top Gun: Maverick”, debuted May 27, 2022)
2019 [06] After 12 seasons, the final episode of “The Big Bang Theory” airs, starring Jim Parson, Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco.
TODAY’S MUSIC EVENTS . . .
1983 [42] Michael Jackson introduces the ‘Moonwalk’ when he busts out the move on the Motown 25th anniversary TV special.
2019 [06] “Rocketman” a biopic based on the life of Elton John, starring Taron Egerton, premieres at the Cannes Film Festival.
TODAY’S FIRSTS . . .
1866 [159] Hires Root Beer debuts at the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia, a creation of pharmacist Charles Hires.
1966 [59] ‘SpaghettiOs’, the gooey pink pasta circles in a can, are first marketed.
TODAY’S RECORD . . .
1991 [34] 14 Stanford University students begin leapfrogging — and don’t stop for 10 days and 996.2 miles.
BULL’S BITS
BS WHACK FACTS:
✓ A study found that having a cat in the house is the emotional equivalent of having a romantic partner.
✓ The computer mouse was initially named the computer “turtle”.
✓ Tears you cry when you’re upset contain a hormone that’s a natural painkiller.
✓ It snowed in the Sahara desert for 30 minutes on February 18, 1979.
✓ Employees at Molson Coors (formerly MillerCoors) get 3 free cases of beer each month.
✓ Cupcakes can be as addictive as cocaine.
-WhattheFFacts, ReadersDigest
Best of BS . . .
BS GRADUATION GIFT FAILS:
• A McDonald’s job application
• New carpet for the basement
• A lifetime subscription to ‘World Of Warcraft’
• A box of ramen noodles
• A timer counting down to your first student loan payment
• An itemized bill of all of your life and school expenses up to this point
• A baby
• Anything that isn’t money or a job
• An eviction notice
• Thoughts and prayers
-Twitter, first published in BS in 2018
TODAY’S SCOOP OF BS:
➠ A man from Houston is attempting to visit every Starbucks location in the world. He in 1997 and has visited over 20,000 locations. (It’s been 28 years, and he still hasn’t left Houston!)
➠ “American Idol” is down to its final 3 contestants, with the season finale set for Sunday. (The 2 losing contestants will fade away into obscurity — while the winner won’t have that happen until around June!)
➠ Researchers suggest that having money and good looks does not ensure happiness. (On the other hand, being broke and ugly isn’t exactly a walk in the park, either…trust me!)
➠ Lamborghini just celebrated its 62nd anniversary. (The company is so freaked out by turning 62, it just bought itself a Lamborghini…!)
➠ An unruly Southwest Airlines passenger urinated, then defecated in a seat during a Chicago-bound flight. (It’s the first time ever that Southwest has been associated with #1 — or even #2!)
BS WEB GOODIE:
I did NOT train him to do that! https://tinyurl.com/mryfcwbc
BS RANDOM JOKE:
Every wedding should also have a ‘worst man’ – just because the speech would be so good!
☎ BS PHONE STARTER:
What is the craziest thing that happened to you this week?
BS WATER COOLER QUESTION:
A survey found THIS is the item we most often accidentally leave in our vehicles. What is it?
Answer: Restaurant leftovers
BS DEEP THOUGHT:
Happy people plan actions, not results.
