October 3 2022

Monday, October 3, 2022 – Edition: #7329

Sheet Happens!


BS SUBSCRIBER NOTE:
There will be no Bull Sheet service for Monday October 10 to observe Canadian Thanksgiving. All subscribers will receive credit for the non-service day. The Bull Sheet will resume publication on Tuesday, Oct. 11.

BS SHOW BIZ BUZZ:
★ “Saturday Night Live” poked some fun at its own expense during its Season 48 opening skit. Host Miles Teller portrayed former NFL quarterback Peyton Manning, alongside cast member Andrew Dismukes as Eli Manning in the cold opening. They provided commentary for the show’s opening skit, set in Mar-a-Lago, a spoof of the duo’s “Manningcast” on Monday Night Football. James Austin Johnson reprised his impression of former president Donald Trump, and Teller, as Peyton Manning said: “Oh, good. Trump sketch. Way to mix it up!”, making fun of the politically motivated direction the show has taken in past seasons. After also making fun of the recent exit of some of the show’s most beloved cast members, Teller and Dismukes then broke down the “stats,” noting 14 attempted jokes with only “one mild laugh and two chuckles.”
-NYPost
★ Actor and comedian Roy Wood Jr. could soon find himself sitting behind “The Daily Show” anchor desk on a full-time basis following Trevor Noah’s departure. Noah announced on Thursday’s show that he’ll soon exit the show after 7 years. Executives are now eyeing up potential replacements, and it seems as though one of the top contenders in the running is the 43-year-old comedian. Wood Jr. joined the show in 2015 and has become one of the show’s leading correspondents. He’s also currently in demand on the stand-up circuit, after a spike in popularity thanks to his starring in the movie “Confess, Fletch.”
-NYPost
★ The box office’s two newest entrants saw very different results. Horror film “Smile” got off to a good start at the #1 spot, while the rom-com “Bros” is looking like a flop. Smile opened with a take of $8.2 million Friday for an estimated $19 million opening weekend. That puts Parker Finn’s feature debut past its $17 million budget and on course to turn a solid profit. Bros opened at #4, with an estimated $4.75 million weekend take. The first LGBT romantic comedy from a major studio fell far below projections of an $8-10 million, in spite of the fact that it earned an A on CinemaScore, and a 91% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes.
-TheWrap
★ Artifacts from the night of Marilyn Monroe’s famously sultry rendition of ‘Happy Birthday’ during a gala celebrating President John F. Kennedy’s 45th birthday at Madison Square Garden on in 1962 are going on the auction block Oct. 13. The items — including a once-secret photo of Monroe and JFK sharing a moment — are expected to bring in $40,000 to $60,000. Other relics include the guest book from the star-studded evening, with signatures from Monroe and Kennedy, as well as Robert F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, director Mike Nichols, Eunice Shriver, Harry Belafonte, Maria Callas, and Henry Fonda. There’s also a film reel of Monroe’s iconic performance, one of her last before her death at age 36 less than 3 months later.
-NYPost

TODAY’S SHOW BIZ SKED:
• “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (ABC/Global): Charlie Hunnam, Iliza Shlesinger, Don Toliver
• “The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon” (NBC/CTV): Naomi Watts, Jacob Batalon, Justin Thomas, Sam Hunt
• “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” (CBS/Global): Nancy Pelosi, Armando Iannucci
• “Late Night with Seth Meyers” (NBC/CTV): Constance Wu
• “The Late Late Show with James Corden” (CBS/CTV): Rosie O’Donnell, Marcus Mumford, Utkarsh Ambudkar
• “Watch What Happens Live” (Bravo): Jerry O’Connell, Rebecca Romijn
• The View” (ABC/CTV): Maggie Haberman
• “The Talk” (CBS): Utkarsh Ambudkar, Deborah Norville guest co-hosts
• “Live with Kelly and Ryan” (ABC/CTV): Jerry O’Connell, Rebecca Romijn, Colin Hanks
• “The Kelly Clarkson Show” (Check local listings): Gwen Stefani, Melissa Villaseñor
• “The Drew Barrymore Show” (Check local listings): Nicole Richie, Gayle King, Tony Dokoupil, Nate Burleson
• “Jennifer Hudson Show” (Check local listings): Howie Mandel
• “Sherri” (Check local listings): Tyra Banks
• “Bachelor in Paradise” (ABC): Victoria arrives and she’s ready to make waves; the pressure is on for the ladies to secure their partners; a steamy love triangle emerges.
• “The Good Doctor” (ABC): Season 6 premiere. Shaun and Lea’s wedding reception is interrupted by a violent attack at the hospital.
• “The Voice” (NBC): Blind Auditions, Part 5

BS MUSIC NOTES:
• Ed Sheeran — has been ordered to stand trial in the US over a $100 million claim he copied his hit ‘Thinking Out Loud’ from Marvin Gaye’s ‘Let’s Get It On’. That comes 6 months after he was cleared of copying ‘Shape Of You’ at a trial in London.
• Dua Lipa and Lizzo – are a few of the big names set to take the stage for the 2022 iHeartRadio Jingle Ball Tour. It will make stops in major US cities beginning Nov. 29 in Dallas/Ft. Worth. Other performers include Jack Harlow, Sam Smith, Pitbull, Charlie Puth, Backstreet Boys, Black Eyed Peas, Demi Lovato, The Kid LAROI, Khalid, Tate McRae, Lewis Capaldi and more. Tickets go on sale Friday.
• Madonna – it working on something new. Friday she tweeted: “Back at it…”, alongside pics of herself hard at work in a recording booth. Her last album of new material was 2019’s “Madame X”. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/5n7f6mdj
• Neil Young — has announced a new album with longtime collaborators Crazy Horse, and shared the new song ‘Love Earth’. The LP “World Record” arrives Nov. 18. It follows a series of archived projects Young and Crazy Horse has released in recent months. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2p8aw5wb
• The Beatles — have released another song from their upcoming “Revolver” box set: the first take of ‘Tomorrow Never Knows’, recorded April 6, 1966, at EMI Studios, which later bacome Abbey Road Studios. The collection, now available for preorder, drops Oct. 28. LINK: https://youtu.be/qXUm4lAA4ac
• Dustin Lynch – donated all proceeds from his merch sales over the weekend to “Volunteer Florida” to help Floridians recovering from Hurricane Ian. https://dustin-lynch.merchmadeeasy.com/
• Russell Dickerson – Friday, he released the single ‘I Wonder’, the follow up to his 4 #1 hits. The new song will appear on his self-titled third album, out Nov. 4. This fall, he’ll tour the UK, followed by a US tour starting in November. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/azyfd854
• George Strait – Friday, The King of Country released his version of ‘Willy the Wandering Gypsy and Me’, from the upcoming all-star album “Live Forever: A Tribute to Billy Joe Shaver”. The song was made famous by Waylon Jennings on his 1973 record “Honky Tonk Heroes”. LINK: https://youtu.be/9Non44v4lJ8

SHOOTING THE BULL

FAMILIAL STORY:
Bad news, Moms and Dads: If you’re feeling the effects of inflation, your kids are, too. Financial experts say that because of increasing prices, children and teens should be seeing hikes in their allowances. Stats show the average American kids enjoys a weekly stipend of $12.76 a week, with older teens averaging closer to $25. But if you decide not to give kids your kids a raise, it can be a teachable moment. Houston financial planner Jason McGarraugh says he’s using this inflationary period to teach his 10 and 12-year-old daughters how to make choices with the money they do have, and show them that “Just because prices have gone up, it doesn’t mean you will get an automatic raise.” He says both are making adjustments to their spending habits.
(Which he’s good with…at least until Father’s Day!)
(I’m not sure if my kids are getting a raise. After all, they have the advantage of “doing nothing from home”!)
-Reuters

NEW FOOD NEWS:
❑ Beginning today, McDonald’s restaurants in the US are selling Adult Happy Meals — complete with a free toy. The Cactus Plant Flea Market Box is a collaboration between McD’s and the famous streetwear brand, and features either a Big Mac or a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets, as well as a soda and fries. Inside will also be “one of 4 collectible figurines” of McDonald’s mascots Grimace, the Hamburglar and Birdie, as well as a Cactus Buddy. The meals will be available through Oct. 30. (As a parent of 4, to me, any meal NOT at McDonalds is a happy meal!)
❑ Spam is cool again. The 85-year-old canned block of meat has undergone a cultural reinvention. Manufacturer Hormel has sold a record amount for 7 straight years, and 2022 is on pace for another milestone. Spam is a trending ingredient on TikTok and on the menu at some fine-dining restaurants. Why? How? Spam’s popularity in Hawaiian, Asian and Pacific Island cuisine has influenced its growth. As more immigrants arrived in the US, and ethnic cuisines entered the mainstream, the slab of cooked pork that has long been stigmatized as fake meat, has spiked in popularity. Edgy ad campaigns also have attracted a broader customer range than the Baby Boomers who grew up eating it, sometimes reluctantly. What’s more, according to Robert Ku, an associate professor of Asian and Asian American studies at Binghamton University, “A lot of celebrity chefs have been Asian and Asian American, and reintroduced Spam to a new audience.” (They also tried e-marketing, but for some reason, no one reads their emails!)
-CNBC, CNN

NEW GOOD NEWS:
➢ Remember the Ice Bucket Challenge? If you were on Facebook in 2014, you might have even participated in it. You’d be tagged by a friend to either drop a bucket of ice water on your head OR donate to the ALS Association (or both). The trend raised awareness of ALS, a neurodegenerative disease that impacts muscle movement. It also raised $115 million for the ALS Association. Now, 8 years later, the FDA has approved a new drug to treat the disease, after money raised through the challenge was used to fund a study of the drug. It’s still not clear how effective the drug is, but ALS patients have been eagerly awaiting its approval. All this, thanks to a viral Facebook challenge! (And so much more wholesome than eating Tide pods!)
➢ When Bryan Tsiliacos turned 29, he decided to channel his anxieties about his approaching 30th birthday into something good. The San Francisco resident says he decided to write down all the things he was grateful for, and at that moment, realized that every wonderful thing that has happened to him was “thanks to the support and generosity of others.” To pay it forward, he decided to complete 30 acts of kindness before turning 30 next year. Thus, the “30 Acts by 30” challenge was born. So far, among his random acts of kindness, he has made more than 400 desserts for firefighters in San Jose, and arranged donations of 150 supply kits for middle schools in Oakland, where about $12,000 worth of supplies were donated by 18 sponsor companies. Tsiliacos has been documenting his acts of kindness on social media, and hopes others will be inspired to give back as well. Follow @30actsby30 on Instagram for updates.
-CNN, ABC7

MOST AWESOME 2022 POP-CULTURE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES:
⇒ Joseph Quinn in “Stranger Things”: The ‘Eddie Munson’ character developed a passionate fanbase in season 4, and his look is easy to put together. All you need is a curly wig, a Hellfire Club shirt, ripped jeans and a denim jacket. (And the ability to play Metallica riffs on guitar?)
⇒ Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie from the “Barbie” movie: Though the movie doesn’t come out until next year, their neon rollerblading outfits — captured by paparazzi while they were filming – were definitely meme-worthy. You’ll feel totally tubular in ’80s-style workout clothes with matching visors (rollerblades optional).
⇒ Miles Teller in “Top Gun: Maverick”: It was Teller’s character ‘Rooster’, the son of ‘Goose’ from the first Top Gun film, who took over TikTok. Grab a button-down shirt, aviator sunglasses and a fake mustache, and finish it off with a top-volume rendition of ‘Great Balls of Fire’.
⇒ Alexa Demie in “Euphoria”: The show’s second season spawned several iconic looks, but nothing tops Maddy’s black cutout dress with matching gloves from the first episode. Add her winged eyeliner and brown lipstick for the finishing touch.
⇒ Tatiana Maslany in “She-Hulk”: Simply cover yourself in green paint and sport a business suit to get the perfect balance of superhero and lawyer chic. (Somehow, I don’t think I could rock it quite the way she does!)
⇒ Honorable mentions: Austin Butler in “Elvis”, Sebastian Stan and Lily James in “Pam & Tommy”.
(What’s YOUR awesome Halloween costume idea, that we promise not to share with ANYONE?)
-People

DID YOU KNOW?
NASA has come up with an interactive map that allows budding astronauts to experience the sights and even the sounds of Mars. Users can “hike” across and around the red planet’s Jezero Crater using Virtual Reality, a laptop or their phone, and if they stand beside the Mars Rover, they can even hear it working. The map encompasses the areas surrounding the landing site of NASA’s Mars 2020 Perseverance rover. Views can be taken in from large scales to centimeter-close detail. Users can also traverse steep slopes and stand on top of the Mars rover at ground level – just like street view in Google Maps – and stare across the surrounding desert landscape. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/k445cbxx
-SWNS

BS CHRONOMETER 10.03.22

TODAY’S BS REASON TO PARTY . . .
• “German Unification Day”, celebrating the 1990 reuniting of East & West Germany to again become a single country after 45 years. It was a benchmark of the end of the ‘Cold War’.
• “Techies Day”, saluting those who know their way around the technology that is essential to our daily lives. Also, a day when students are encouraged to consider a career in technology. (There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t…)
• “Blue Shirt Day”, also known as “World Day of Bullying Prevention”, the kickoff to National Bullying Prevention Month. We’re all encouraged to wear blue shirts to highlight bullying prevention, and in solidarity with those who experience bullying in all its forms, such as cyberbullying, cruelty, racism, and homophobia. Blue is seen as bringing calmness and peace, as well as importance and confidence.
• “Look at the Leaves Day”, a day to admire the color changes of Autumn. (Now imagine the leaves a foot-and-half deep all over your backyard and a rake in your blistered hand …)
• “Caramel Custard Day”, caramel custard is a rich, flavorful dessert that originated in Europe. The Ancient Romans experimented with the binding properties of eggs in their cooking, but custard as we know it didn’t emerge until the Middle Ages. (If it has caramel in it, I’m in!)
• “Family TV Show Day”, a time for everyone to gather round the TV for the privilege of learning how wonderful this brand of air freshener and that roll of toilet paper are.
• “Mean Girls Appreciation Day”, any day is the perfect day to quote “Mean Girls”, but today’s date is a particularly noteworthy one for fans of the 2004 hit movie. (Things really started to heat up between Aaron Samuels and Cady when he asked her what day it was, and she replied, “It’s October 3rd.”)

AND REMEMBER . . .
[Tues] Golf Day
[Tues] Taco Day
[Wed] Do Something Nice Day
[Thurs] Coaches Day
This Week Is…Customer Service Week
This Month is…Cryptocurrency Month

TODAY’S CELEBIRTHDAYS . . .
1941 [81] Chubby Checker (Ernest Evans), Spring Gully SC, rock n’ roll pioneer (‘The Twist’, ‘Let’s Twist Again’)

1949 [73] Lindsey Buckingham, Palo Alto CA, rock guitarist-singer (‘Trouble’, ex-Fleetwood Mac-‘Go Your Own Way’)

1959 [63] Jack Wagner, Washington MI, TV actor (“General Hospital” 1984-1995, 2013, “The Bold and the Beautiful 2003-12, “Melrose Place” 1994-99)/pop singer (‘All I Need’)

1962 [60] Tommy Lee (Bass), Athens Greece, rock drummer (Mötley Crüe-‘Dr. Feelgood’, ‘Smokin’ in the Boy’s Room’)/married to Pam Anderson 1995-98, Heather Locklear 1986-93

1964 [58] Clive Owen, Coventry England, TV actor (“The Knick” 2014-17)/movie actor (“Sin City”, “Closer”)

1969 [53] Gwen Stefani, Anaheim CA, TV personality pop singer (‘Hollaback Girl’, No Doubt-‘Don’t Speak’)/reality TV personality (“The Voice” on and off since 2014)/fashion designer-marketer (LAMB)/married to Blake Shelton since 2021

1971 [51] Kevin Richardson, Lexington KY, boy-band pop singer (Backstreet Boys-‘Quit Playing Games With My Heart’, ‘I Want It That Way’)

1973 [49] Neve Campbell, Guelph ON, movie actress (“Scream” movies, “Wild Things”)/TV actress (“Party of Five” 1994-2000)

1973 [49] Lena Headey, Hamilton Bermuda, TV actress (‘Cersei Lannister’ on “Game of Thrones” 2011-19)/movie actress (“300”, “The Purge”)

1976 [46] Sean William Scott, Cottage Grove MN, movie actor (‘Stifler’ in “American Pie” franchise, ‘Goon’, ‘Dukes of Hazzard’)/TV actor (“Welcome to Flatch”, “Lethal Weapon”)

1979 [43] Josh Klinghoffer, LA CA, rock guitarist (Red Hot Chili Peppers 2009-19-‘Californication’, ‘Otherside’)/Gnarls Barkley, Pearl Jam, Eddie Vedder touring bandmember

1984 [38] Ashlee Simpson, Waco TX, pop singer (‘Pieces Of Me’, ‘Boyfriend)/TV actress (“Melrose Place 2009-10)/movie actress (“The Hot Chick”)/sister of Jessica Simpson

1988 [34] A$AP Rocky (Rakim Mayers), Harlem NY, rapper (ft. Skepta-‘Praise The Lord (Da Shine)’, ‘L$D (LOVE x $EX x DREAMS)’

2004 [18] Noah Schnapp, Scarsdale NY, TV actor (‘Will Byers’ on “Stranger Things” since 2015)/voice of ‘Charlie Brown’ in “The Peanuts Movie”)

THIS DAY IN SHOWBIZ . . .
2003 [19] Roy Horn of Siegfried & Roy is attacked and seriously injured by one of the show’s tigers, resulting in the end of their “Beyond Belief” show

TODAY’S MUSIC EVENTS . . .
1992 [30] Declaring “Fight the real enemy,” Sinead O’Connor rips up a picture of Pope John Paul II on “Saturday Night Live”

2011 [11] Based on scientific research, Queen’s ‘We Are the Champions’ is declared the “Catchiest Song Ever Written”

TODAY’S FIRSTS . . .
1946 [76] The first TV ‘soap opera’ airs (“The Faraway Hill” – on the DuMont Network)

1964 [58] The first ‘Buffalo Wings’ are made at the Anchor Bar in Buffalo NY

TODAY’S RECORD . . .
1997 [25] 69-year-old Gordie Howe plays a game with the IHL’S Detroit Vipers, becoming the first to play pro hockey in 6 different decades

BULL’S BITS

BS WHACK FACTS:
✓ In 1992, a shipping crate containing 28,000 rubber duckies fell overboard. They washed up around the world for the next 20 years.
✓ Strawberry is the only fruit with its seeds on the outside.
✓After the release of the 1996 film “Scream”, which involved an anonymous killer calling and murdering his victims, Caller ID usage tripled in the United States.
✓ Dragonflies have 6 legs but can’t walk.
✓ A soap bubble is 10,000 times thinner than the average human hair.
✓ The Japanese term for a Shotgun Wedding is “Dekichatta kekkon,” which literally translates to “oops-we-did-it-marriage”.
-InterestingOnlineFacts

BS QUICK CONVERSATION KILLERS:
• “Are you looking for an investment opportunity?”
• “Who’s your favorite Kardashian?”
• “Mind if I record this?”
• “Narcolepsy is such an easily misunderstood… (zzzzzzzzzz)”
• “I don’t like beer.”
• “I’m a vegan.”
• “Wanna see my rash?”
• “Can I borrow some money?”
• Me walking into the room.
• Dropping your pants.
-Twitter, first published in BS in 2019

TODAY’S SLICE OF BS:
➠ Oktoberfest continues in Germany. (German beer has a higher alcohol content than other beers. Ever wonder why Hasselhoff loves it there?)
➠ A Homecoming dance had to be postponed after bats were found in a California high school gym. (Thank goodness this was cancelled, or else: Panic at the Disco!)
➠ In the aftermath of Hurricane Ian, President Biden declared Florida a major disaster area.  (…then realized he was looking at an electoral map!)
➠ A web-cam site has offered Hans Niemann $1 Million to play chess NUDE to prove he’s not cheating. (Let me guess: Only-Chess-Fans-Dot-Com?)
➠ Gwyneth Paltrow turned 50 last week. (She celebrated by announcing she’s “consciously uncoupling” from age 49…)

BS U-PICK TRIVIA:
• What company makes the Xperia model of smartphone?
a) Samsung
b) Sony [CORRECT]
c) Nokia
d) AC Delco

• Who sang the title song for the latest Bond film “No Time to Die”?
a) Adele
b) Sam Smith
c) Billie Eilish [CORRECT]
d) Waylon Jennings

• What is the largest US state (by landmass)?
a) Texas
b) Alaska [CORRECT]
c) California
d) Utah
-Mentimeter

BS WEB GOODIE:
New spin on an old favorite:  https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFLtRNk6/

BS RANDOM JOKE:
The problem with living alone is it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

BS PHONE STARTER:
Describe your biggest screw-up in the kitchen.

BS WATER COOLER QUESTION:
Question:  13% of us have done THIS at some point in our driving career. What is it?
Answer:  Driven off without replacing the gas cap

BS DEEP THOUGHT:
Without ambition, one starts nothing. Without work, one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.

 

Leave a comment