Friday, September 2, 2022 – Edition: #7303
You Really Know Your Sheet!
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The Bull Sheet will not be publishing on Monday, September 5 to observe the Labour Day holiday. All subscribers will receive credit for the non-service day. The Bull Sheet will resume publication on Tuesday September 6th.
BS SHOW BIZ BUZZ:
★ It’s been revealed that Anne Heche did not leave a will, so her adult son has requested to gain control of the late actress’ estate following her untimely death last month. Homer Laffoon filed paperwork in Los Angeles Superior Court requesting he be named administrator. The 20-year-old is also seeking the court name him guardian over his 13-year-old brother, Atlas, court documents show. Homer noted that the estimated value of Heche’s estate is “unknown,” so it will have to undergo forensic accounting. There is a hearing scheduled for Oct. 11.
-PageSix
★ In a commentary published in the New York Times, Ashley Judd explains why she has filed a petition attempting to block the release of a report on the death of her mother, Naomi Judd — saying “the horror” of the experience “will only worsen if the details surrounding her death are disclosed by the Tennessee law that generally allows police reports, including family interviews…to be made public.” Judd reveals that her mother — who died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound at home on April 30 — was still alive when police arrived, and contends that the barrage of questioning kept her from attending to her mother in some of her final moments. Most relevant to her objection to the report is that she says family members revealed many personal things in the interrogation without any thought as to how those details would forever become part of the public record.
-Variety
★ “The View” has announced the show’s celebrity lineup for season 26 — and it includes some big names. The season, which kicks off Tuesday, will open with Hillary Clinton and daughter Chelsea Clinton promoting their docuseries “Gutsy”. From there, a list of revolving guest hosts will take the table’s extra seat, including “Hello Sunshine” founder Reese Witherspoon, “iCarly” alum and author Jennette McCurdy, “Abbott Elementary” star and creator Quinta Brunson. Others include actors Regina Hall, Constance Wu, Viola Davis, Billy Eichner, Elisabeth Moss, Jameela Jamil, and Dylan McDermott, plus “Mel C”, LeAnn Rimes and Idina and Cara Menzel.
-People
★ “Ozark” star Jason Bateman is sticking with Netflix for his next project. He signed on to star in “Carry On”, a new drama from “Jungle Cruise” director Jaume Collet-Serra. “Rocketman” star Taron Egerton will co-star. Carry On tells the story of a TSA agent who is blackmailed by a mysterious traveler to let a package go through security for a Christmas Day flight. Sources say Bateman will star as the mysterious traveler. He has a long history with Netflix, which famously revived “Arrest Development” in 2013. Bateman also starred in Ozark, and in 2019, he won the Primetime Emmy for directing the episode “Reparations.”
-PopCulture
TODAY’S SHOW BIZ SKED:
• “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (ABC/Global): : Jerrod Carmichael, Jeanie Buss, Grace Ives, guest host Desus Nice (R)
• “The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon” (NBC/CTV): Madonna, Elvis Costello, Rusty (R)
• “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” (CBS/Global): Patton Oswalt, Jennifer Granholm, James Taylor (R)
• “Late Night with Seth Meyers” (NBC/CTV): Wanda Sykes, Kesha, Patrick Radden Keefe, Jonathan Ulman (R)
• “The Late Late Show with James Corden” (CBS/CTV): Jessica Biel, David Spade, Bastille (R)
• “The View” (ABC/CTV): Jo Koy (R)
• “The Talk” (CBS): David Arquette (R)
• “Live with Kelly and Ryan” (ABC/CTV): Live’s Viewer’s Choice Show (R)
• “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” (NBC/CTV): Kerry Washington, Brad Paisley, Michelle Obama (R)
• “The Kelly Clarkson Show” (Check local listings): Nick Carter, Howie Dorough, AJ McLean, Brian Littrell, Kevin Richardson, Taylor Tomlinson, Desz (R)
• “The Drew Barrymore Show” (Check local listings): Victoria Lily Shaffer (R)
• “Secret Celebrity Renovation” (CBS): TV personality Kandi Burruss returns home to Atlanta to surprise her Aunt Bertha with a renovation of her home.
• “America’s National Parks” (NGC): Hawai’i Volcanoes National Park is a sacred land born of fire and sea.
SATURDAY-
• “College Football” (ABC): Titans of college football collide as #1 Ohio State hosts #5 Notre Dame.
• “The Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert” (CBS): From Wembley Stadium: Honoring the life and music of Taylor Hawkins. Scheduled to appear: Foo Fighters, Travis Barker, members of AC/DC, Oasis, Police, Metallica, Rush, Led Zeppelin, Queen and Nirvana, plus Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock, and more.
SUNDAY-
• “House of the Dragon (HBO): The story of house Targaryen continues, set 200 years before events portrayed in “Game of Thrones.”
• “Big Brother” (CBS): The head of household nominates 2 fellow houseguests for possible eviction.
BS MUSIC NOTES:
• BTS — South Korea may conduct a public survey to help determine whether to grant exemptions to mandatory military service to members of the boyband. The issue of active military service for the band’s 7 members has been a hot-button topic because oldest member, Jin, faces enlistment in December, when he turns 30.
• Louis Tomlinson — has unveiled the track-list for his 2nd solo album “Faith In The Future”. He’ll drop the 14-song follow-up to 2020’s “Walls” on November 11. Alongside the cover showing him in a high-necked chequered zip-up hoodie, he wrote: “After living with this album for a while I can’t wait for you all to hear it.” LINK: https://tinyurl.com/4ety76zk
• Tame Impala – guest on Gorillaz’ song ‘New Gold’, which will appear on the animated group’s album “Cracker Island”, out Feb. 24. Also making a cameo on the tune is the Pharcyde’s Bootie Brown. The new album will, as always, feature numerous guests, also including intriguing collaborations with Stevie Nicks, Bad Bunny, Beck, and Adeleye Omotayo. LINK: https://youtu.be/qJa-VFwPpYA
• Taylor Hawkins – Tomorrow’s tribute event from Wembley Stadium will stream around the world, beginning at 11:30am EDT, and will be available to watch on CBS in the evening. Live streaming is available on MTV YouTube Channels, Paramount+ (US Only), and Pluto TV (***See “Show Biz Sked”, above***). Also, Foo Fighters’ first pic since Hawkins’ death was uploaded by famed photog Danny Clinch. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/mr3ht67t
• Kate Bush – The 64-year-old has topped Spotify’s Songs of Summer List for 2022. She enjoyed a career resurgence when her 1985 hit ‘Running Up that Hill’ was used in an episode of “Stranger Things”, and Spotify says the ballad was played 45 million times over the summer in the UK and was discovered by 90 million new listeners worldwide.
• Metallica – Their classic ‘Enter Sandman’ has been named the ‘most misheard’ song in the US. Online dictionary Wordfinder determined that 70% of listeners mishear the lyrics “Exit light/Enter night” as “Eggs and light/End all nights”.
• Brooks & Dunn, Kelsea Ballerini, Little Big Town and Zac Brown Band – have all been announced as performers for CBS’ New Year’s Eve Special in Nashville. “New Year’s Eve Live: Nashville’s Big Bash”, which is returning for its second year, will take place at various locations around downtown, with the main stage at Bicentennial Capitol Mall State Park. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/3arajyvw
• Shania Twain – will be part of a celebrity panel on the UK singing competition show “Starstruck.” She is replacing Sheridan Smith as a judge for Season 2 of ITV’s hit series, and joins, among others, Adam Lambert, on the panel. LINK: https://tinyurl.com/5z9837r9
• Brandi Carlile — will be among the performers at the 22nd annual Americana Honors & Awards ceremony in Nashville on Sept. 13. Also on the bill: Lucinda Williams, Allison Russell, The War and Treaty, Morgan Wade, Indigo Girls and many more.
SHOOTING THE BULL
TODAY’S MOVIE OPENINGS:
• “Honk For Jesus. Save Your Soul.” (R, Comedy): In the aftermath of a huge scandal, Trinitie Childs, the first lady of a prominent Southern Baptist Mega Church, attempts to help her pastor-husband, Lee-Curtis Childs, rebuild their congregation. (Regina Hall, Sterling K. Brown, Nicole Beharie)
• “Burial” (Not rated, Horror-Mystery – limited): A small band of Russian soldiers have the task of taking Hitler’s discovered remains to Stalin in Moscow. After being attacked, an intrepid female intelligence officer leads a last stand to ensure the truth isn’t hidden forever. (Tom Felton, Harriet Walter, Charlotte Vega)
IN A BAD LIGHT:
Staring at your phone for hours upon hours is not only taking up a lot of your time – it’s making you older. Or at least making you LOOK older. Dermatologists have long understood that UV rays from the sun damage the appearance and overall health of the skin — but new findings from a study published in the journal Frontiers in Aging indicate that “excessive exposure to blue light (from our devices)…may have detrimental effects on a wide range of cells in our body, from skin and fat cells, to sensory neurons,” including the creation and deepening of wrinkles. Oregon State University scientist Jadwiga Giebultowicz said the study “suggests that avoidance of excessive blue light exposure may be a good anti-aging strategy.” The team also pointed out that it’s been previously declared that “too much screen use has been linked to obesity and psychological problems.”
(***Caution*** That’s the good news. ‘Cause if you’re dealing with those, wrinkles are the LEAST of your problems!)
(And I thought all those new wrinkles around my eyes were because I refuse to wear my ‘readers’!)
-NYPost
NEWS OF THE WEIRD:
➢ Step aside, ultramarathoners: America has a new endurance athlete, and he’s as gourd as it gets. A Nebraska man has set a new world record after paddling 38 miles (61km) down a river in a huge, hollowed-out pumpkin that he grew himself. Duane Hansen completed his journey last week, according to a Facebook post from the city of Bellevue. Photos show Hansen crouched inside the giant squash, which weighed in at 846lb. Hansen set off down the Missouri river around 7:30am and completed his journey just after 6:30pm. The 60-year-old, who named the orange vessel Berta, said of his experience: “I went 38 miles down the river without standing up in that pumpkin and my knees still hurt.” (Oh, my gourd!) LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2hsbzxsw
➢ A pilot of a flight to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, took to the intercom and threatened to return the aircraft to its departure gate if passengers didn’t stop AirDropping nude photos to him. Through AirDrop, iPhone users can send digital files to other Apple products in close range without using Wi-Fi or data. TikTok user @TeighMars posted footage where the pilot tells passengers: “So here’s the deal, if this continues while we’re on the ground, I’m going to have to pull back to the gate, everybody’s going to have to get off, we’re going to have to get security involved and [your] vacation is going to be ruined.” He goes on in the viral clip, which has almost 3 million views: “So you folks, whatever that AirDrop thing is, quit sending naked pictures, and let’s get yourself to Cabo.” As you can imagine, amused TikTokers had their own responses to the airplane hijinks, with one commenting: “Pilot had ‘Don’t make me turn this plane around!’ energy Love it!” (Is that what they mean by “FREAK-went flyers”?) LINK: https://tinyurl.com/bfczswfj
-CNN, NYPost
HOW TO SAVE MONEY ON BACK-TO-SCHOOL SHOPPING:
➢ Make a list: Assign a budget and stick to it. (And for God’s sake, DON’T bring the kids along!)
➢ Find sales: For back-to-school clothes, shop end of summer sales and focus on apparel the kids can wear all year long. (Whether they like it or not!)
➢ Buy in bulk: Kids can really go through the essentials like paper, pencils, glue sticks and notebooks quickly. (And backpacks. Trust me.)
➢ Do your online homework: Follow your favorite brands and retailers on social media and sign up for their email newsletters. It’s a great way to stay in the know about the best deals. Sometimes they even have exclusive sales for their followers. (No fair! 4 more days of summer vacation, and I have to do homework?)
-Insauga, first published in BS in 2019
DID YOU KNOW?
Psychologists say that when it comes to dating, you should stay in your own league, rather than try to “date up”. A study involving thousands of people found that when partners had matching mate values (i.e., an 8 with an 8, a 4 with a 4, or a 6 with a 6) they had better relationships. Specifically, they reported better sexual history, had more frequent interactions, and stayed together longer. The lesson? When seeking your perfect match, you may not get what you think you want. Instead, you may get exactly what you need to have a great relationship. (On the other hand, when I was dating, I had literally nowhere to go but up…)
-PsychologyToday
BS CHRONOMETER 09.02.22
BS REASONS TO PARTY . . .
• “V-J Day” (or ‘Victory Over Japan Day’), the anniversary of the 1945 formal surrender of Japan aboard USS Missouri, marking the end of World War II.
• “Blueberry Popsicle Day”, a celebration of the flavor that leaves your lips and tongue looking like some kind of purple-fleshed alien.
• “Bring Your Manners to Work Day”, an annual reminder that good etiquette eases relationships in the workplace. (What does a co-worker do that drives you round the bend?)
• “Pierce Your Ears Day”, if you aren’t in the mood for piercing your lobes (or any other body part), you can opt to crank up the tunes on your earbuds, and ‘pierce your ears’ in an altogether different manner.
• “Chianti Day”, because why NOT have another day designated for wine drinking?
• “Coconut Day”, you can’t make a piña colada or a decent Thai curry without it, its water makes a great recovery drink, and its fibrous husk, when burned, repels mosquitos. One of nature’s most versatile products, the coconut plant (and its various parts) can be used for food and drink, cosmetic preparations, and decorating. (***BS Fast Fact: Despite having the word “nut” in its name, a coconut is a fruit — not a nut.)
• “Food Bank Day”, created in 2017 to commemorate 50 years since the founding of St. Mary’s Food Bank Alliance, the first food bank in the world, by John van Hengel, in Phoenix AZ.
• “Spalding Baseball Day”, paying tribute to Albert Spalding, the manager, executive and co-founder of A.G. Spalding sporting goods company, on the anniversary of his birth in 1849. He became the first famous player to use a fielding glove, in 1877.
• “Wear Teal Day”, a day when teal is worn to raise awareness about ovarian cancer.
• “Calendar Adjustment Day”, marking the day in 1752 that led to the current calendar system, and New Year’s Day being celebrated at the start of January. Due to the fact that Britain was adopting the Gregorian calendar, the people of Britain and the colonies went to sleep, and woke up the next morning to Sept. 14, 1752.
• “World Testicle Cooking Championship” (aka “Ballscup”) begins, the 16th annual 3-day event in Rudnik, Serbia. Serving up a variety of testicles, including wildlife. Yummy. LINK: https://ballscup.com/wtcc/
SATURDAY-
• “National Flag Day” in Australia, celebrating the anniversary of the 1901 date when the new flag, known as the Commonwealth blue ensign, was flown for the first time, over the dome of the Exhibition Building in Melbourne. It was later renamed the Australian National Flag.
• “National Cinema Day” when, for this one day, movie tickets will be just $3 in the vast majority of theaters in the US, Canada and the UK. More than 30,000 screens at more than 3,000 theaters in the US alone plan to take part in this newly-launched event. Labor Day weekend is traditionally one of the slowest weekends in theaters, but if enough people show up today, this could become an annual event.
• “Bacon Day”, in the US. Bacon refers to meat from the belly of a pig, known as the pork belly. Bacon from the loin is called Canadian bacon.
• “World Beard Day”, all about promoting and elevating the global status of the beard. Today it is supposedly customary for the bearded members of a family to relax and partake in no jobs or chores. The beardless traditionally show their support by waiting on the bearded hand and foot. (Will that happen at my place? “Not by the hair of their chinny-chin-chin!”)
• “Skyscraper Day”, to appreciate and admire the world’s tallest buildings. By definition, a skyscraper is any structure that clearly stands out above its surrounding environment. A loose agreement in North America & Europe puts the lower limit of a skyscraper at 150 meters (500 ft). A skyscraper taller than 300 meters (984 ft) is referred to as ‘supertall’.
WORLD’S TALLEST BUILDINGS:
5. Ping An Finance Centre (Shenzhen, China) …599m (1,965ft)
4. Abraj Al-Bait Clock Tower (Mecca, Saudi Arabia) … 601 m (1,971 ft)
3. Shanghai Tower (Shanghai, China) … 632m (2,073 ft)
2. Merdeka 118 (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia) … 679m (2,227 ft)
1. Burj Dubai (Dubai UAE) … 828m (2,717 ft) … 679 m
• “Welsh Rarebit Day”, saluting the traditional dish that, explained simply, is melted cheese on bread. But anyone who’s had it knows it’s far more exotic than that, incorporating butter, flour, cheddar, dry mustard, Worcestershire sauce, Tabasco sauce, and – optionally – beer.
• “US Bowling League Day”, primarily an outdoor sport until around 1840, the game was called ninepins and was popular with gamblers. To snuff out the gambling, Connecticut banned the game in 1841, but to circumvent the law, indoor lane owners added one pin to their alleys.
• “National Tailgating Day”, since 2016, to celebrate and participate in that great American pursuit of hanging out in a stadium parking lot for food, fun, friends, football, and large amounts of beer and bratwurst. LINK: https://tailgating-challenge.com/national-tailgating-day/
SUNDAY-
• “Macadamia Nut Day”, saluting the yummy nut first found in the rainforests of Australia thousands of years ago by aboriginals. Though they can be toxic to dogs, they are super nutritious for humans. LINK: http://tinyurl.com/lm2ur99
• “Newspaper Carrier Day”, celebrating the anniversary of the first recorded ‘news boy’, 10 year-old Barney Flaherty, who began hawking the “New York Sun” in 1833 (now an endangered species?)
• “Eat an Extra Dessert Day”, guiltlessly indulge yourself in an extra dessert today and inform everyone you know about this happy holiday (…and if they won’t participate, eat theirs too!).
• “National Wildlife Day”, focusing on endangered species, preservation, and conservation efforts around the world. Zoos, aviaries, and marine sanctuaries provide a variety of ways to get involved.
• “Pet Rock Day”, celebrating the collectible craze created by ad exec Gary Dahl, who had the idea to take smooth stones from Rosarito Beach in Mexico and market them like live pets. The fad lasted for just 6 months in 1975, but by selling more than a million Pet Rocks at $4 each, Dahl became a millionaire.
MONDAY-
• “Labour Day” in Canada (“Labor Day” in the U.S.), celebrated on the first Monday of September. It originally was to celebrate workers’ achievements in the workplace, specifically the 8-hour day movement, and to campaign for better working conditions or pay. The day is considered the unofficial end of summer, with vacations ending and students returning to school around Labour Day.
• “Be Late for Something Day”, sponsored by the Procrastinators’ Club, a day to delay anything you can. (So maybe celebrate this on Tuesday?)
• “Cheese Pizza Day”, saluting the favorite order of cheapskates everywhere.
• “National Shrink Day”, celebrating psychologists and psychiatrists. September 5 was chosen because it is Bob Newhart’s birthday. He played a psychologist on “The Bob Newhart Show”.
• “International Day of Charity”, first declared by the United Nations General Assembly in 2012.
TODAY’S CELEBIRTHDAYS . . .
1948 [74] Terry Bradshaw, Shreveport LA, TV personality (“Better Late Than Never” 2016, 2018)/sports analyst (“FOX NFL Sunday” since 1994)/NFL QB (4 Super Bowls-Pittsburgh Steelers 1970-83)/Pro Football Hall of Fame, 1989
1950 [72] Harvey Levin, Los Angeles CA, TV producer (“TMZ” since 2007)/TMZ founder
1951 [71] Mark Harmon, Burbank CA, TV actor (‘Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs’ on “NCIS” since 2003)
1959 [63] Guy Laliberté, Québec City QC, founder & CEO of Cirque du Soleil (“Love”, “Viva Elvis”)/space tourist to International Space Station, 2009/estimated net worth $1.2 billion
1964 [58] Keanu Reeves, Beirut Lebanon [raised Toronto ON], movie actor (“The Matrix” trilogy, “Speed”, “Bill & Ted” movies) COMING UP… “John Wick: Chapter 4”, 2023
1966 [56] Salma Hayek, Coatzacoalcos Mexico, movie actress (“Frida”, Desperado”)/TV actress (“30 Rock” 2009-13/COMING UP…“Puss in Boots: The Last Wish”, 2022
1968 [54] Cynthia Watros, Lake Orion MI, TV actress (“General Hospital” since 2019, “Finding Carter” 2014-15)
SATURDAY- Al Jardine (Beach Boys) is 80; Steve Jones (Sex Pistols) is 67; Charlie Sheen (“Two & A Half Men”) is 57; Redfoo [Stefan Gordy] (LMFAO) is 47; Tomo Miličević (30 Seconds to Mars) is 43; Olympian Shaun White is 36; Kaia Gerber (“Sister Cities”) is 21
SUNDAY- Kim Thayil (Soundgarden) is 62; Damon Wayans (“Lethal Weapon” TV show) is 62; Ione Skye (“Say Anything”) is 52; Music producer Mark Ronson is 47; Wes Bentley (“Hunger Games”) is 44; Max Greenfield (“New Girl”) is 42; Beyoncé (‘Crazy in Love’) is 41; Comedian Whitney Cummings is 40
MONDAY- Bob Newhart (“The Bob Newhart Show”) is 93; Raquel Welch (“The Three Musketeers”) is 82; Michael Keaton (“Batman”) is 71; Brad Wilk (Rage Against the Machine) is 54; Rose McGowan (“Charmed”) is 49; Carice Van Houten (“Game of Thrones”) is 46; Kat Graham (“The Vampire Diaries”) is 33
THIS DAY IN SHOW BIZ . . .
2005 [17] Bob Denver, who played the title character on “Gilligan’s Island”, dies of complications from treatment for cancer at 70
TODAY’S MUSIC EVENTS . . .
1993 [29] Pearl Jam’s ‘Jeremy’ video wins 4 awards, including Video of the Year, at the MTV Video Music Awards. The group responds by not making any more videos until 1998
1995 [27] Reba McEntire makes history as her song ‘On My Own’ becomes the first single shipped through cyberspace to radio stations
TODAY’S FIRST . . .
2013 [09] At age 64, American Diana Nyad completes a record swim from Cuba to Florida, becoming the first to finish the 110-mile (177km) marathon without use of a shark cage for protection
BULL’S BITS
BS WHACK FACTS:
✓ People born during the months of September and November are most likely to live to 100.
✓ Australians used to name hurricanes after unpopular politicians.
✓ The unique smell of rain actually comes from plant oils, bacteria, and ozone.
✓ Honey is so easy to digest because it has already been digested by the bee.
✓ If you heat up a magnet, it will lose its magnetism.
✓ Only female ducks quack (Males coo, hoot, honk and grunt, but they don’t quack).
-BathroomReadersInstitute, TheFactSite
Best of BS . . .
MORE BS QUESTIONS PLAGUING HUMANITY:
• How do you handcuff a one-armed person?
• Do pigs have pen pals?
• How come the “most popular” people at school are the ones everybody hates?
• Is it possible for a psychic fair to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances?
• Do dermatologists make rash decisions?
• If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?
• Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
• Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
• Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game”, when we’re already there?
• Are golf balls as painful as athlete’s foot?
-First published in BS in 2016
TODAY’S SCOOP OF BS:
➠ Chris Rock says he won’t be hosting the 2023 Oscars. (He considered it for some time, but couldn’t come up with an answer. Then it hit just hit him…)
➠ Taylor Swift wore a glamorous naked mini dress on the VMA red carpet. (But broke up with it after the show because it got too clingy…)
➠ Iggy Azalea says she’s canceling her retirement plans. (Which was nice and all. But sometimes I wish she’d just take my order without all the chitchat!)
➠ Sylvester Stallone says he won’t reprise his Rambo role. (Before you praise him for knowing when to cut the cord on a character, he made the comments from the set of “Rocky 16”!)
➠ Mark Harmon is 71 today. (He’s considered a ‘Stud-Muffin’ among those old enough to still use the term, Stud-Muffin.)
BS WEB GOODIE:
How did they get those girls to follow the dog’s lead? (sound up): https://tinyurl.com/5n7zzp62
BS RANDOM JOKES:
• Isn’t is ironic to have a holiday on the day that honors and celebrates hard-work?
• Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
BS PHONE STARTER:
What is the most unique or silliest problem you have going on in your life at the moment?
BS WATER COOLER QUESTION:
Question: With kids going back to school, 28% of parents are looking forward to THIS again. What is it?
Answer: Packing their lunches
BS DEEP THOUGHT:
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
